August 14, 2007

"Dolley Madison had a decent rack."

Says Nasty, Brutish & Short in the context of discussing that diavlog that I had with Robin Givhan. (I corrected the spelling of "Dolley" above and in the quote below.)
It's a long episode of Bloggingheads, but it's well worth it. For the record, I thought Hillary wasn't showing too much cleavage. It's just the thought of Hillary showing any cleavage that I have a problem with. It's just too weird, too un-Hillary. It's so much of a departure from what we expect from her that it is disarming. It is pretty unfortunate that the first major female presidential candidate is so unfeminine. She could have been feminine while she was first lady. Then it would have been natural. Dolley Madison had a decent rack, and now there's a whole line of cookies names after her. By today's standards, she showed a lot of cleavage. But Hillary refused to be feminine as first lady, because it just wasn't her. She wanted to be taken seriously, and thought she needed to look like a man to achieve that. Now she's the first woman to have a real shot at the presidency, and she can't take advantage of her feminine wiles. Does she have any? Or because it's Hillary Clinton, are we just too skeptical about being manipulated?

With Hillary, you have to ask whether she's wearing something low-cut because of some political calculation. Is she channeling Eva Peron now? She used to be channeling Eleanor Roosevelt. What gives? Is it just too hard to believe Hillary would do something because it's what she wants to? With Hillary, do we assume there has to be a reason? Hillary and her mind games!

Mind games, manipulation.... maybe she is feminine!!
Well said. And here's Dolley:

29 comments:

rhhardin said...

That was the age of the monobosom, before lifts and separates had been discovered.

The discovery of selling shape culminated around Sputnik, with the popular missle nose-cone profiles.

Bissage said...

In that photo it looks like Dolley's wearing gold chains, but legend has it her husband gave her a pearl necklace.

ricpic said...

C'mon, let's have the honest Hillary: the Hillary in a man's short sleeved top button buttoned white shirt with pencil protector, cargo pants and combat boots: the nerd/bull dyke Hillary.

Revenant said...

the nerd/bull dyke Hillary.

That image will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Nice cupcakes!

john said...

That doesn't look at all like the Dolly Parten I have known and fantisized over since puberty. People sure age funny.

vet66 said...

Dolly: you go girl! Now we know where the Keebler elves have been hiding.

As for Hillary, she is appealing to the Ellen DeGeneres/Rosie ODonnell/Phil Spectre hairdo crowd. She needs every vote she can get!

Ron said...
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Ron said...

Look at that engraving! She's workin' it! She knows it...

SGT Ted said...

She does have a decent rack. Tasty Cakes too!

Titus6 said...

Dolley does have a nice set on her. A good rack to read the NY Times on. Quite a few of women had nice racks back then. That most recent "women/art/youtube" video you recently was full of 18th and 19th century tits.

Although, I think quite a few of the dresses back them pushed them up and stuffed them into the bra so they tended to look stacked.

My sense is that when the clothes came off many of those tits fell to the floor.

And like I have said before I want my trick's tits firm, standing at attention and patriotic. Nothing more disappointing when a woman's tits look erect in a blouse or dress and then when she takes it off they fall to her knees. Immediate softie for me.

Titus6 said...

Speaking of Hilary and cleavage I wonder when the last time she had sex was??? I bet she and Bill probably did it once after he was elected president and that was about it. So I am guessing probably around 1993. What would it be like to not have sex for 14 years. Maybe she masturbates but I doubt it. She does need to release all that tension and a big dildo would be a wonderful "tool" for Hilary to relax and be more human.

Sex is important to me. I enjoy sex. I have been working out quite a bit now and because of that I am confident and as a result having more sex. Unfortunately, I don't like having sex with the same person. I am not married though so I don't have any guilt about it. Also, I am honest about the fact that all I want is sex when I meet someone. I think I have intimacy issues.

Titus6 said...

I like women who have a nice set of implants too. It say they care about the way they look and there are going to do something about making themselves attractive.

Bad implants are a disaster though. If you can feel the gel or some hard area anywhere in the tit it is an immediate softie.

Generally, women in NYC all go to the best implant doctors though and they have the tits to prove it.

You run the risk when you do some women with implants who lives in Dubuque. Chances are she went to the UW Platteville and had some third rate doctor do her tits. She thinks they look great though because she doesn't really have anything to compare them to but those of us that know a good implant from a bad no otherwise. I feel bad for those women.

Titus6 said...

I like the quote "immediate softie"

Mutaman said...

Rudy's bald!

blake said...

It seems as though every time I come across a reference to Mrs. Madison, she's described as, in one way or another, a gracious hostess with a nice rack. (Though, wasn't she taller than her husband?)

There's no wondering whether they were real (and spectacular) but were they so extraordinary so many felt the need to comment on them, or was it just the style of dress that differed from that of the often older crowd Madison hung around with?

Titus6 said...

I just had sex....good night.

Dudley Do-right said...

When in need of an "immediate softie", it helps to think of Mary Winkler.

john said...

Well if Dolly were around today and I had a 8 pounder for a cannon she could hold the ram rod for me any day.

Subsunk said...

This post and the comments are just too funny to be legal and non fattening. What a wonderful way to start the day with a laugh.

Great post, ma'am.

Dolly, would you like to come home with me and look at my etchings?

Subsunk

M. Simon said...

I like the cut of her jib.

Broad in the beam, full in the bow. I think she would take some heavy pounding in hard seas.

A sailor's delight.

Alan said...

Actual photo of Dolly Madison's rack:

http://www.connectionswithacp.com.au/Content/Classic/images/news/6876336932.jpg

SarahW said...

"Mammoreees ..."

Remember when SPY magazine was funny?

jdkchem said...

"but legend has it her husband gave her a pearl necklace"

ZZ-Tops inspiration?

"She does need to release all that tension and a big dildo would be a wonderful "tool" for Hilary to relax and be more human."

Tool - John Edwards

Kevin said...

I'm going to invent a time machine so I can go back in time and do her.

Swen said...

"The discovery of selling shape culminated around Sputnik, with the popular missle nose-cone profiles."

I always thought the real high points [ahem] were the bumper guards on the '53 Caddies. Big. Chrome. Bullets. Sometimes a car is just a car, but that was a car.

Swen said...

'Course some folks like the '57 Caddies. Nothing at all suggestive about those rubber inserts. Not a thing.

Swen said...

By '59 they had gotten a little over the top though, don't you think?

Luckyoldson said...

Titus6 said..."I just had sex....good night."

Which hand?