February 11, 2008

Maybe she plans to sell the movie rights to her life story.

The role of Heather Mills will be so much juicier with her — not some lawyer — cross-examining Paul McCartney in the big divorce case.

Mills has already refused an offer worth £55 and is seeking £70 million to £80 million, so there is a lot of money at stake, and much of the evidence is about Sir Paul's assets, so you'd think she'd want to keep her lawyers. But apparently she can't get along with them. Couldn't get along with Paul. Couldn't get along with lawyers. Poor girl!

8 comments:

Bob said...

She gets along well with her wooden leg. She's rather attached to it, in fact.

*laughs*

George said...

I'm looking through you, where did you go?

I thought I knew you, what did I know?

rhhardin said...

Imus covered it May 18, 2006.

Meade said...

Grandiosity thy name is Heather.

AllenS said...

She could learn a few things from Hillary!?. She could start crying if things are going badly during the trial.

Sofa King said...

Why are men putting off marriage? Why, oh why?

Middle Class Guy said...

If someone offered me 55 mil plus 2.5 mill a year to keep quiet, I'd take the money and clam up. I guess someone's ego was bruised to badly.

Blake said...

MCG,

Greed.