June 20, 2008

This made me laugh...

... a lot.

10 comments:

JDAXC said...

"I can't hear $hit"
Classic!

Trevor Jackson said...

Love the gay blind mountain climber. I'd never heard the one about the oil companies jacking off/up prices. Hilarious.

MadisonMan said...

I wish they'd have shown the anchor's reaction when the weather guy pointed out just what Black and Gus really meant.

chuck b. said...

The black angus was my favorite... you do get just a millisecond of the guy's reaction. lololololol.


There's a commercial running constantly on daytime television right now for the muscial, Sesame Street Live: Elmo Grows Up. Every time, I think the narrator is saying "Elmo Throws Up".

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Chuck B: Elmo? Not anymore! It's Gitmo now [go to 4:15 on the video].

knoxwhirled said...

i like it when they acknowledge they've just said something really dirty/inappropriate. You so rarely see anchor-type people straying from that script.

Does anyone recognize the guy with dark hair in the third clip who says "maybe it's actually Black Angus"? I swear I've seen him in TV or even a movie... It's driving me crazy please help.

AJ Lynch said...

Two Lip Street.

That is how the local news anchors pronounce Tulip Street.

Black and Gus - too funny I agree.

Isn't the news better when we don't take it so seriously?

I.E : A plane crashed today but hundreds and hundreds did not crash.

Bissage said...

Isn't the news better when we don't take it so seriously?

I generally agree but sometimes the news is a serious thing.

Just today there was a peanut walking down the street when it was assaulted.

(Booooooooooooooooo!)

AJ Lynch said...

LOL LOL Bissage! Good way to end the work week you nutty guy!

dewb said...

Ladies and gentlemen -- sad news... one of our most beloved entertainers and a close personal friend of mine is dead. Chuckles the Clown died today of -- um, died today a broken man! Chuckles... um, leaves a wife. At least I assume he was married... he didn't seem like the other kind... I don't know his age, but I'd say he was probably in his early sixties... of course, it's hard to judge by a guy's face -- especially when he's wearing big lips and a lightbulb for a nose... Anyhow, he had his whole life in front of him -- except the sixty years he's already lived...

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