"My husband said they looked like stab wounds but pausing the DVR didn't offer many clues."
So are you watching "Survivor: Gabon"? In HDTV? Bug-bitten, everyone looks like they have acne. All these young people who, in their regular lives, are unusually attractive, are now seeing how gruesome they look in the wild. And this was only the first episode.
ADDED: There are some older people too, but they can't be vain, can they?