February 8, 2009

At the Mud Parking Lot Café...

The Mud Parking Lot

... you can keep the conversation going without me. Right now, Silvio needs me. I'll join you when I can.

28 comments:

Meade said...

Woah! I... am... trying to... walk across... this parking...lot... and it's like... I'm drunk or... sumpthin!

Jason (warmer) said...

Looks like someone hacked Rotten Tomatoes. There's a fashion documentary that is being given very odd rave reviews.

Description: It's been two long years since the sharp-witted Jay McCarroll was dubbed "the next great American designer" on season one of reality television's Project Runway, and he's anxious to finally show...

Review: The massacre still touches a raw nerve in New Zealand but, filming at a neighbouring town and informed by survivors’ accounts, Sarkies manages both a sensitive and excruciatingly taut docu-thriller that’s refreshing for the genuine weight of its tragedy.

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

I talked to my coffee shop boy today. He is cute. He was wearing a Brett Favre jersey so I had to speak to him.

He is from upstate.

I think this is going to work.

I am very exciting.

Should I ask him out?

ricpic said...

Conference

He had kids and she had kids
And they sat in her car on a melting day
And decided to let it melt away --
Decided it was better to let things stay.

reader_iam said...

Jeez, you invite us to a party and don't even bother to scrub the damn floor?

I'm leaving.

ricpic said...

Conference

He had kids and she had kids
And they sat in her car on a melting day
And he had his say and she had her say
And together they decided
Together they decided
To let it melt away --
Decided it was better to let things stay.

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

Is it wrong for a 38 year old to go out with someone in the early 20's?

Young guys tend to like me.

I don't want to be no daddy though.

Did I tell you my coffee shop boy always has a Gilligan hat on? It is so cute.

ricpic said...

Titus graduates to NAMBLA.

Darcy said...

Choosing to forego love's sway
What heaven known, had they seized the day?

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

I would not consider a 38 year old going out with a 25 year old being a member of NAMBLA Ricpic.

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

And I said younger guys not boys.

I have no interest in boys.

Jason (warmer) said...

Is it wrong for a 38 year old to go out with someone in the early 20's?

*For you to not be be creepy the mathematical rule states your age must be equal to or greater than the other person's age, divided by two, plus seven.

X = your age
Y = his age

X must be > or = Y / 2 + 7

for YOU to not be creepy

*Reference

Jason (warmer) said...

I would not consider a 38 year old going out with a 25 year old being a member of NAMBLA

Hmmm... 38 / 2 + 7 = 26

Congratulations, you have been proven mathematically creepy.

Furthermore, since homosexuals are considered dead once they hit 30, the guy you are considering dating would be a necrophiliac.

Happy Birthday?

EDH said...

Is it wrong for a 38 year old to go out with someone in the early 20's?

Well, Titus, what are your intentions toward this canteen boy?

Jason,

You got the identities mixed up, I think it's

Y must be > or = (X/2) + 7

ricpic said...

Choosing to forego love's sway
What heaven known, had they seized the day?


But what of the hellish price their kids would pay? Eventuallay.

Jason (warmer) said...

EDH,

You're right. I may be a little ditzy, but at least I'm not contemplating dating a necropheliac :)

Darcy said...
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Darcy said...

Now that's a challenge, ricpic.

Maybe...
Eventuallay, some say?
Perhaps two hearts joined come what may
Would have leapt those hurdles in formidable display

ricpic said...

You're a romantic, Darce.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Darcy said...

Titus, you're just fine with those age differences.

Darcy said...

'Tis true, ricpic.

Graham Nash said...

How about that Nazi Pope and his Holocaust-denying Bishop!

former law student said...

Has Prof. A. seen this Oscar nominated short featuring a grown man in shorts?

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/02/06/movies/20090206-oscarshorts-slideshow_7.html

Titus: My rule of thumb is that the younger person must be at least 2/3 as old as the older one.

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

Jason, you are funny.

Thanks Darcy.

Ricpic meany.

I don't have any intentions. Just maybe asking him out to dindin. Not sure after that. He isn't like hot sexy so it isn't really sex that is entering my mind-if you can believe it-true though.

I just think he is interesting looking. Maybe it's the hat?

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said...

I am guessing he is around 25. I am not sure how old he is. I have a hard time telling the difference between someone who is anywhere between 20-30.

Ann Althouse said...

Titussayhellotoyouandyouandyou said... "I think this is going to work. I am very exciting. Should I ask him out?"

What is the role in this fact pattern of you being very exciting? He's young and you're exciting? That makes it even?

rhhardin said...

Ohio of course has no need of a parking lot to see a prairie.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I have a hard time telling the difference between someone who is anywhere between 20-30.

Try cutting him in half and count the rings?