March 23, 2009

"From the Mixed Up Twitter Files of Ashton E. Kutcher."

More evidence that — as previously noted — Twitter screws with your ethics.

15 comments:

mcg said...

For this to be evidence that Twitter screws with your ethics, you would have to establish that Ashton Kutcher's ethics weren't screwed up beforehand.

Bissage said...

A quick spin on teh Googles would lead us to believe that Ashton Kutcher does not like his own smile. Link.

And yet his teeth are perfectly fine. Link.

Go figure.

Jason (the commenter) said...

you would have to establish that Ashton Kutcher's ethics weren't screwed up beforehand

Yeah, this is the guy who goes around making celebrities think something awful has happened to them. I wouldn't be surprised if a publicist thought it up.

Got to stay in the media spotlight!

dbp said...

Eh, she didn't seem to mind and he knows her well enough to have predicted her reaction.

Or maybe she is making the best of it in public and plans to make him suffer for the next couple of weeks. You never know.

save_the_rustbelt said...

Her penance for marrying a half-witt child.

Sadly, they clowns are parents....

Zeb Quinn said...

Maybe I missed it, but is there something saying Demi wasn't fully in on it?

Republican said...

Those two twits believe that twittering about their twats are following Obama's directive to reach out to mankind.

Just more evidence of what kinds of nitwits, twitter.

save_the_rustbelt said...

Coincidence?

Bruce Willis married a 30 year old model over the weekend.

MadisonMan said...

I loved that book when I was young, by the way. Maybe I'll re-read it tonight. Who wouldn't want to live in a Museum?

Baloney!

Xmas said...

Obviously Demi was sweating the ban on bralizians in New Jersey.

Hachi machi

EDH said...

Ladies and gentlemen, in a serious challenge to the Hamill Camel, a perfectly executed reverse camel-toe!

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Twitter = Brain Farts

SteveR said...

Real men don't Twitter.

cubanbob said...

Hey from that angel she still looks pretty good to me.

TRO said...

Who hasn't seen her ass from this angle, Ashton?