Pay attention, Beck. He said he was passing out. Enough about the cancerous treasuries already.
And now you know the answer to the question what would it take for Althouse to blog about Glenn Beck. To be fair, his name does appear once in the Althouse archive, back in November 2008, as #23 on a list of right wingers loved by right-wing bloggers.
(I got a kick out of digging up that old post, for reasons revealed in an update I just added to it.)