AMBER: Are they that bad?Girlfriends don't let girlfriends wear horrible pants.
ALEXIS: Honey, they give you Grandpa Crotch.
AMBER: ... Okay, let's get out of here.
April 6, 2009
"It's ridiculous. If Jeannie dreamed of becoming a lawyer in, like, Milwaukee or something, she'd have ten pairs of those made. But you do not live in an oil lamp."