October 21, 2009

Impressive status, no?

"New York City top cock."

13 comments:

rhhardin said...

Don't even ask about bitch.

AllenS said...

I remember when the cops were called pigs, now they're called a different kind of farm animal. We're talking about roosters, right? Right?

Capt. Schmoe said...

At lest ge didn't "pluck that chicken"

EDH said...

NYC's Top Cock?

Don't tell Titus.

Florida said...

Bernie Kerik visited the Virgin Islands last year.

Now they're just known as "The Islands."

Leather Daddy said...

Thanks to the epidemic of meth in NY, limp cocks are becoming the rule. It's a small victory for what I assume is an average-sized man. Give me the 70s when poppers and cocaine were the worst we could do.

traditionalguy said...

A good example of the saying that all publicity is good publicity.

Michael Hasenstab said...

Elliot Spitzer has to be soooo damn jealous.

john harvard said...

As much of a "cock" as Kerik may be, he's entitled to the same rights as everyone. If you read the underlying story, it looks like he's being sanctioned for exercising those rights: his legal defense fund is using blogs and Twitter to publicize his side of the story, and his lawyers are - horror of horrors - interviewing witnesses. The judge revoked his bond on grounds of jury-pool-tampering (which I didn't realize was a crime), as if there's a separate Westchester County internet and the blogs/tweets aren't going worldwide.

What do the libertarians here think of this?

sonicfrog said...

Eh, still not as funny as this.... or this.

Hey, it's squirrels, and boobies. What's not to like.

Ver Word: ressl

BJM said...

This reminds me of one of my all-time fav newspaper headlines:

"Albert Tied To Dominatrix Madam"

Robt C said...

Reminds me of the time years ago when I listened to the top-rated drive-time DJ in LA read an ad for a PC, which included a "5 1/4 inch floppy dick." Err, disc.

From Inwood said...

As long as Kerik wasn't naked in his own kitchen