November 20, 2009

"The Heidi Klum of foot models" marries the footman, I mean, doorman...

... and all hell breaks loose. I mean, the other service workers in the building stop getting her packages and hailing taxis for her.
"I fell in love with Angel because he is a sweet, caring man - how dare they look down on us!"
And the the super's wife supposedly punched Angel in the balls.

It's a new lawsuit. Christina Ambers wants $10 million.

21 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Now this couple is interesting enough for a Bloggingheads conversation. Hand models insure their hands. Foot models must insure feet also. This lady has to work hard to pay all the premiums. I wonder what her husband was most attracted to: her mind...or feet...or hands? The whole package sounds better.

MadisonMan said...

if you strip away the model marries doorman aspect, it just sounds like she doesn't get along with her neighbors. That's a common story in NYC -- or anywhere. "Kudos" to the Daily News for finding an interesting (?) spin on the old problem of what to do when neighbors don't like each other.

Fred4Pres said...

Jealousy is an ugly ugly thing.

For another example of it, check out Andrew Sullivan's comments on Sarah Palin.

Bissage said...

Had to google Heidi Klum. I was thinking of Heidi Fleiss, which didn’t make much sense. Neither did the Upstairs/Downstairs thing in the article, but I can be dense at times. In any event – now that I know the score -- I’m wondering how much Ms. Ambers would charge for a photograph of her high-class feet and hands stroking my dick.

Quayle said...

I’m wondering how much Ms. Ambers would charge

Mrs. Bissage away at a relatives house?

AllenS said...

Watch it, Bissage, Mrs. Bissage might deliver a blow to the groin.

chickenlittle said...

Yawn. Super-fucking-yawn!


wv: "caffe" boing!

Bissage said...

Mrs. Bissage used to keep me in line with nothing more than a scowl and her trusty Felco #2.

But nowadays, ever since my unfortunate series of experiments involving Bissage’s Pride® Homemade Penis Ointment, she has taken it upon herself to acquire one of these and now she need not even so much as scowl.

Bissage can be dense, at times, but he’s not stupid.

ricpic said...

The thing that gets me is that it's the service workers who are giving this couple tsuris. It's not the other richies in the building, it's the proles that can't stand it that one of theirs made out like a bandit.

ricpic said...

I clicked on "one of these" and got bupkis. You can't leave us hanging* like that, Bissage.

*Possibly an unfortunate word under the circumstances.

EDH said...

"He made his way to the hospital and was diagnosed with a contusion," Ambers said. "Can you imagine how hard she must have hit him to have caused a contusion?"

Hard enough to cause a bruise?

Maybe she should have said hematoma?

Balfegor said...

The thing that gets me is that it's the service workers who are giving this couple tsuris. It's not the other richies in the building, it's the proles that can't stand it that one of theirs made out like a bandit.

Would it really bother them if he made out like a bandit somewhere else? What's probably most galling is that they now have to wait on him -- hold open his doors, hail his taxis, hold his packages -- even if they used to be his boss.

That said, it's true that it's common to whine about others "putting on airs," and getting "above one's station" and so on. Everyone hates social climbers.

John Lynch said...

The thing that gets me is that they don't just move somewhere else.

When you have that much money, why not leave your shitty neighbors? Is it that hard to get an apartment in NY?

Even if they win the lawsuit, especially if they win, the neighbors will still hate them.

William said...

Non-New Yorkers are apt to be overly impressed by the concept of a doorman. Doormen in NYC came to pass not as a luxury but as a security measure. New Yorkers have doormen instead of space and light. Dr. Nasan's apartment would rent for $3000 per month in NY and be considered a terrific bargain.....She's a foot model. I don't think that's where the big bucks in modelling lie. Who is the Heidi Klum of tit models? I bet she has an apartment with a spare bedroom and a walk-in shoe closet.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Being both a hand and a foot model could be useful if you find yourself in Germany modeling Handschuhe.

Joe said...

Problem is that even when the lawsuit is done, Christina and her husband will still be living next to assholes.

Bissage said...

A reprise for ricpic: Here, again, is but one of several highly effective means Mrs. Bissage employs to take care of any unsightly hanging wood that's been annoying her. Link.

John Lynch said...

Surrounded by Assholes?

wv swatican
the spiritual authority for the northwest frontier provinces of Pakistan

careen said...

She looks like the octo-mom. So, if I'm understanding this correctly, it's the "downstairs" types who have the problem, not the "upstairs" types?

kentuckyliz said...

What is it about Mexican service workers? The wife of a prominent local businessman (cofounder of a major energy company) started cheating with an illiterate Mexican car wash guy and left her hubby for him.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Just makes me want to *console* him.

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