November 3, 2009

Terrorists in their caves...

... and the bears who love them.

27 comments:

Tibore said...

Even Mother Nature supports the War on Terror.  :-D

traditionalguy said...

Somebody should have warmed Osama about challenging the Russians. Torture by CIA waterboarding is nothing compared to attack bears being sent into caves after you.

rhhardin said...

Cave ursum.

Florida said...

... and the bears who love them.

And here I thought this was going to be another Andrew Sullivan post.

john said...

If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

john said...

For ev'ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Michael Hasenstab said...

Finally, the Bears found a team they could beat.

john said...
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john said...

Actually, they were killed by a Howlin' Hobbit!

edutcher said...

Can we have the bear instead of Obama?

Lindsey said...

Rabid bears in Afghanistan would require fewer troops.

Michael Hasenstab said...

Maybe Obama is working on the super secret meerkat offensive for Afghanistan.

traditionalguy said...

Man Caves are more enjoyable when there are no hidden bears.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Al-J'ih met a bear. The bear was bulgy. The bulge was al-J'ih.

peter hoh said...

This is going to be a tough story for Colbert.

Rockport Conservative said...

It's kind of cute to see that headline right above the post and picture of you and Meade, especially where it says "and the bears who love them," bear hugs to both of you.

OldGrouchy Doug Wright said...

AG Holder has secured an indictment against that bear, claiming it violated the "militants" civil rights!

wv: warsa up

Drew W said...

This sounds like a political cartoon by Gary Larsen.

(BTW, Bravo Florida!)

Kirk Parker said...

The terrorists obviously weren't paying attention in madrassa when the works of John Masters were being discussed; otherwise they would have known what to do.

Rae said...

No doubt the UN will condemn the use of bears in war.

Penny said...

Tasty! And pudding too.

Kirk Parker said...

Rae,

What do we care what the UN thinks? Doesn't our constitution guarantee us the right to keep and arm bears?

wv: imseyner - "imseyner than you are, you nutso!"

David said...

"If there is a bear . . . ."

David said...

"Doesn't our constitution guarantee us the right to keep and arm bears?"

Snicker. Guffaw.

Methadras said...

Bear Attacks!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Methadras said...

Seriously folks. Who would have that that the CIA was so devious as to get bears to join the War on Terror?

kentuckyliz said...

Training attack bears is cheaper than deploying an army.

Someone call Obama! This could be his brilliant Afghanistan solution! That is, if he can, you know, decide.