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Yes, I read that on Drudge a few days ago. I think the Tiger story has all but played out, no? After reading on the BBC website that Tag Heuer is finally dropping Woods (one of his Big Three advertisers, next to Nike and AmEx), and that Elin is definitely leaving him, there's not much else to chat about.
Tiger is in outer darkness weeping and gnashing his teeth. But like Napoleon he may come out of exile and win the Masters this coming spring.
Maybe he likes golf.
Nightgolfing(with apologies to Berry, Buck, Mills and Stipe)Nightgolfing deserves a quiet nightThe photograph of the mistress, taken years ago,Turned around backwards so the internet showsEvery tabloid reveals the picture in reverseStill, it's so much clearerI forgot my text on the bimbo's phoneThe moon is low tonightNightgolfing deserves a quiet nightI'm not sure all these people understandIt's not like years ago,No fear of getting caught,Of recklessness and womenThey cannot see me nakedThese things, they go away,Replaced by everydayNightgolfing, remembering that nightThe PGA Tour is coming soonI'm pining for the majorsAnd what if I won all fourSide by side in orbitAround the fairest son?That bright, loose-fitting blazerCould not describe nightgolfingYou, you thought you knew meYou, you cannot judgeYou, I thought you knew me,This one laughing quietly underneath my breathNightgolfingThe photograph reflects,Every mistress a reminderNightgolfing deserves a quiet night, deserves a quiet night
So they are just making it up? What a surprise.
Will Elin's emasculation of Tiger force him into a career of miniature golf? Stay tuned...
Elin emasculated Tiger?Hardly.He is experiencing the natural consequences of his actions. We live in a cause and effect world. No need to demonize Elin. AFAWK she didn't violate her vows.If I weren't so busy with housekeeping today, I would work up some lyrics to the tune of "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night."
Tiger should join us (a vast unorganized collection of Christians) for the Chapter of Proverbs A Day in January reading plan. It's better than making resolutions--take your core character into the garage for some tune-up.
Who knew that Tiger and Charles Barkley were buddies? That says something all by itself.
It's just a matter of time before Mr. Woods seals himself inside his own private Xanadu, now that Elin's rosebud is up for grabs.
No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
Good one Bissage.
I'm seeing a market for luminescent golfballs.
What was it Lincoln said, that most men can handle adversity, but it's power that shows you their character.
I wish Tiger was into the downlow.I would of totally kept my mouth shut.
I don't believe for a moment that Tiger Woods is playing golf at night.I believe he's banging whores at night three at a time.
I'm seeing a market for luminescent balls.
And a luminescent cock.
I am also very happy to hear from one of the hos that he is well endowed.That makes him hotter.
If he's golfing at night, that just means he's playing holes #19, 20, 21...
Let me tell you a story about Mitch Cumstein.DANNY: I've just got to win that caddy tournament. I owe it to my folks to get that scholarship. TY: Why do you want to go to college?DANNY: I don't know.TY: Let me tell you a story. I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead.He went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester, he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night-putting. Just putting at night......with the 15-year-old daughterof the Dean. You know who that guy was? Danny: No. TY: Take one good guess. DANNY: Bob Hope?TY: No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein......my roommate.He's a good guy. Don't be obsessedwith your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: "A flute with no holes is not a flute..."...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish."He was a funny guy.DANNY: You missed just that one.TY: In one physical model of the universe......the shortest distance between two points is a straight line... ...in the opposite direction.DANNY: Unbelievable!TY: Thank you very little.
Titus said... I would of totally kept my mouth shut.That's a total oxymoron coming from you.wv = radstick = Titus' version of a discostick.
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