March 31, 2010

At the Pulsatilla Vulgaris Club...

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... pulsate, you vulgar creatures.

12 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Is it Chip's latest card? I don't believe that I would select that arrangement at the Florist shop.

Meade said...

Vulgar, huh? I'll tell you what's vulgar is that weed in the upper right corner of your photo - Malva neglecta. Commonly known as "cheese."

Julius "Ray-the-Raghead" Hoffman said...

Oh dear, the dreaded Pulsatilla Vulgaris. One up-close whiff of their magical scent and you are instantly and permanently transformed into a hedonist.

It would even happy to traditionalguy. Sure, he might be the consummate professional attorney and religious dude now... But I warn you! If he were to inhale even the slightest bit of the fragrance, he would be smoking pot and surfing gay porn within minutes, and within hours he would have organized an impromptu middle-of-the-night barbecue-cum-orgy.

If you and Meade smelt them, dear Professor, I can only imagine that you are both now out there in the desert moonlight, dancing naked while high on peyote.

BEWARE!

traditionalguy said...

Julius...That plant must be popular in Colorado. It sounds almost as powerful as a champagne and pizza orgy.

peter hoh said...

Had my first bloom today -- a crocus. In a nearby garden I tend, a Geum triflorum is just about to open, a few days -- maybe even a week -- before the ones in my garden.

Hector Owen said...

Pulsating, writhing, pullulating, all right here. Thank the science advisors of the new regime.

Titus said...

Why doesn't Meadsy Pooh work.

Get a job Meadsy Pooh you Teabagger.

Thank You.

Moose said...

My time to SHINE...

edutcher said...

If you want me to pulsate at this hour, I'll have to put some IcyHot on it first.

Meade said...

Vulgar, huh? I'll tell you what's vulgar is that weed in the upper right corner of your photo - Malva neglecta. Commonly known as "cheese."

Not to be confused with its cousin, Velveeta ordinaris

k*thy said...

Our miniature daffodils bloomed for the first time yesterday. Yay!

Meade said...

Titus - you delicate little snowflake - come to Madison and try keeping up with me for even half a work day. Two requirements: You must be able to show up on time andyou must be able to think on your feet without yammering incessantly.

Email me for an appointment.

kentuckyhusseinliz said...

Those flowers need to shave.