June 4, 2010

This would be funnier if it were a Queen-size.

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30 comments:

Peano said...

"This would be funnier if it were a Queen-size."

Infinitely.

oldirishpig said...

Wow, it took me a moment, lol.

Fen said...

Depression.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Lol..

I got it covered.

mesquito said...
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mesquito said...

First, a very bad pun. Then, someone had to find to dig out the can of spray paint and shake it for about ten minutes. Then the pictures on facebook.

Whitebread humor.

Anonymous said...

Now the owner of that mattress has gone and thrown it all away.

Best Althouse post title ever, btw...

Sorin said...

That was never on a cherry bed frame.

holdfast said...

That looks comfy for a fat bottomed girl, but I think I'll just ride past on my bicycle, bicycle.

knox said...

Whitebread humor.

Oh, lighten up. What are you, some crusty old man with a crumby sense of humor?

mesquito said...

Oh, lighten up. What are you, some crusty old man with a crumby sense of humor?

You're right of course. A second gander tells me that spray paint was certianly not involved. The brush is probably sitting in a jar of thinner at this very moment.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

A second gander tells me that spray paint was certianly not involved.

Its spray paint.

First, there are no visible tear like drippings or spatter. Second, you can see an even distribution of paint along the painted pathways, consistent with a spray like pattern.

Bob_R said...

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?

Meade said...

Too much mattress will kill you.

Unknown said...

A mattress is a female matter.

Everybody knows that.

Meade said...

Too much mattress will kill you.

Better get to GNC, Mrs. Meade.

Joan said...

Best post title ev-ah!

LOL

chuck b. said...

I don't get it. :<

jaed said...

@chuck b.: Type "lyrics nothing really matters to me" into Google and you will. ;-)

chuck b. said...

Ah, it's a Queen song, isn't it?

A little before my time.

Thank you!

Damon said...

My wife laughed instantly - dang I need to work on pop references. Queen = pop ?? Don't know, Like I said, a lot of catching up.

Kev said...

So how was the weather out there today? Was the Mercury rising?

Damon said...

@ Chuck - I think they are still so popular that we are responsible to get that. No excuses from you :)

Unknown said...

Perch Gonzo and Camilla on top as well.

Largo said...

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see...

Largo said...

(In case it needs to be pointed out):

It doesn't mattress much to me.

Big Mike said...

An annual rite of spring at college campuses everywhere -- kids vacate their apartments and throw out the twin-sized mattresses they've been using for a year or two.

My son went to graduate school on the other side of the country from the school where he did his undergraduate work and he planned to move up to a larger mattress anyway, but it was nearly impossible to find a charity that would take his old set. Seems a waste somehow.

Scott said...

Oh, I get it.

How rich with irony.

James said...

Althouse needs to explain Hippie Christmas in Madison.

Largo said...

Actually, I just got the Queen allusion myself. The little gray cells are failing me tonight!

JAL said...

@ Big Mike ...but it was nearly impossible to find a charity that would take his old set. Seems a waste somehow.

Next time he should try the local "freecycle" group on yahoo. (Or even craigslist.) That's how we took care of our clean queen mattress set when we replaced it with a newer one.