And Jennifer Lopez and Stephen Tyler are the new judges, joining Randy Jackson, the only original judge left:
Tyler, the first new judge Seabiscuit announced, bounced out on stage like a rat terrier hot on the trail of something rodent-y, grinned, and began to sing/scream "American IIIIIIIDOL," in his adorable, screechy, Steven Tyler way....You have to concentrate -- and just live.... Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
Shortly after Tyler skipped off stage, Jennifer Lopez rose from under the stage in a cloud of white faux-smoke.
"It's all about concentration! You have to concentrate -- and just live!" J-Lo advised auditioners in the audience....
Philosophy is everywhere.