November 28, 2010

"I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried."

"It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said 'Bullshit!'"

10 comments:

chickelit said...

The gum should be rebranded Cariefree Sugarless Gum.

bagoh20 said...

Mitch was hilarious, which you'll see at the link if you just read though those quotes. Impossible not to laugh out loud.

shoutingthomas said...

You mean, Hedberg's dead?

How can you tell the difference?

Another one of those modern comedians who is absolutely laugh-free.

RIP.

Paddy O said...

I'm a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg. Truly a unique performer.

dbp said...

I liked this one,

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

CachorroQuente said...

He had his own library. It's probably in bike riding range of Althousia, or Meadville, or whatever we're calling it these days. I think they should create a big empty room in his honor and call it "Mitch."

He shared a name with my sister, and , no, my sister is not named "Mitch."

E.M. Davis said...

Whenever I see Pepperidge Farm bread, I think fondly of Mitch.

traditionalguy said...

He is as funny as Paula Poundstone, and her delivery and warped mind is my all time favorite.

Chris Sobieniak said...

I liked Carefree. I haven't seen it being sold for some time now, so perhaps they discontinued it already. Sad if they did. I miss not getting something these days.

rufusscott041 said...

I always think that shortest the joke is. better it is because you have to think about it to get it. People should try to more that kind of jokes even on xlpharmacy community.