"Hilarity ensues! Besides, anything that increases my junk profile has to be a good thing, right?"
No video of this actually happening at a real TSA groping at the link. Just some (genitalia-free) artwork.
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10 comments:
Too funny - could Trooper be writing his material?
I tried a naked 3D printout of myself and I was turned down.. they said the government only handles originals ;)
Tom Jones meets Bozo the Clown.
The only thing funnier would be to say to the TSA groper, "Pull my finger... Hey, that's NOT my finger!"
They waterboarded Harpo....and he liked it!
What happens to a guy who wears a kilt in the "traditional" mode?
Also, how do they pat down the fellows who wear their pants below their crotch. Is there a special protocol for that?
What's with all this "junk" talk, gentlemen?
Perhaps if you protected and promoted your OWN "family jewels", you might "horn" your way into
Harpo!...Oprah...Harpo!...Oprah...
Ha ha
Gotta love those Marx brothers.
You betcha life!
Penny, I don't think Oprah wants anyone's junk, but for half of her billion dollars, she can pat me down all day.
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