December 24, 2010

It's Grande Conservative Blogress Diva time again.

There are 16 nominees this year, including, once again, me.
Remember, to qualify as a conservative blogress diva, a nominee need only be a strong woman who commands the respect of gay male conservatives. She need not be conservative herself.
Get it, guys?

22 comments:

bagoh20 said...

Strong? I think I could take you in mud wrestling.

HDHouse said...

I don't get it.

Alex said...

I don't get it.

You never do.

Big Mike said...

I don't know. Joy McCann has pretty red hair.

Skyler said...

I'm trying to figure out why anyone would bother to gain the respect of homosexuals. If they have so little respect for themselves why should others seek it

Chip Ahoy said...

The part I like best about Christmas is all the chocolate bunnies in the little manger and the three guys on chocolate camels.

edutcher said...

Yes, but it says Conservative, so, silly me, I think Conservative modifies Blogress; that whole adjective thing I struggled with diagramming sentences in 5th grade.

I dunno, Prof; I think Conservative is kind of an important qualification, even if you are the Conservatives' Lovable Liberal.

WV "puresub" U-boat with only virgins.

section9 said...

I voted for you, Ann!

Always, and only, for you!

Now I'm getting the hell out before Titus shows up.

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Penny said...

Almost feeling sorry for Althouse on this one.

Even if she wins, she's not Vente!..., only "Grrr AHN day". And the GayPatriot doesn't even give a crap if she's conservative or not.

You got this DIVA thing down, Althouse, but will that be enough?

If not...no worries.

Thinking you'll double your chances to win next year when this clown fires up the "'Grrr AHN day' Liberal Blogress Diva" competition...too.

Ha ha Gotta love the funny stuff.

madAsHell said...

a strong woman who commands the respect of gay male conservatives. She need not be conservative herself.

This is more of that identity politics stuff.....isn't it!?!?

What happened to God and Country? Yes...I was a Boy Scout.

john said...

I voted for you, Ann, because it's Christmas.

So far, with sluggish results coming in, probably because of the inclement midwest weather, Ann is holding 3rd place, and well ahead of Michelle Malkin, who herself is ahead of Tammy Bruce, which makes this whole thing appear kind of weird.

And why is Dr Helen in the race? Doesn't she claim that homosexuality can be cured?

john said...

Malkin just overtook Althouse. And they wont let you vote twice.

Palladian said...

"I'm trying to figure out why anyone would bother to gain the respect of homosexuals. If they have so little respect for themselves why should others seek it"

You're such a cunt, Skyler. Merry Christmas and a Homo New Year!

Donald Douglas said...

You're up at 103 at the moment. And Merry Christmas!

The Crack Emcee said...

Hmmm.

As long as I don't have to defend you as a conservative I'm cool with it, I guess, though a straight guy voting in a contest about who gay guys should worship as a "diva" is beyond weird - considering I equate "diva" with stupid, spoiled, narcissistic, and a bunch of other negative qualities gays seem to revel in that I'd rather not see in American women any longer.

Actually, I guess I can't vote. I used to think you had big balls but you get more cowardly and weasly by the day. You skirt direct questions all the time now, which isn't my idea of "strong", though I can see a bunch of gays letting you get away with it - what do they care about honesty? You're a diva! They don't even care if you're liberal or conservative, just so long as you're, both, strong and bad - and seeking their approval. They can use that. Can straight men? I. Don't. Think. So. Ain't shit in this whole set-up for us.

Yea, so I'm with Skyler on this one:

Seeking the approval (and playing the mind games) of people blowing each other on street corners, while also using women like you to actively jostle with straight men for power, is pointless to what I'm trying to accomplish.

I'm now led to consider if TMR should hold a contest that asks women to vote on which American men are macho enough to wipe out San Francisco's Castro District instead,...

My Blog said...

Its christmas and i voted for you ;)

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CrankyProfessor said...

Got it! You get my vote.

AllenS said...

Me, Skyler and Crack.

reformaliberal said...

Straight dude who voted for you.

Palladian said...

"Me, Skyler and Crack"

The Three Putzcateers.

traditionalguy said...

OK. You are a Diva. But why Grande with an E, when Ann has no E? And why Conservative, when there is no evidence of it, other than being sane and giving the known facts the respect that they deserve.