December 15, 2010

Kackel Dackel!



A German toy: The Pooping Dachsund.

(Via The Weekly Standard.)

34 comments:

Irene said...

Titus bait!

Trooper York said...

I know what I getting Beth for Christmas.

Jason (the commenter) said...

If only it shat chocolate.

Clyde said...

Scheisse not included.

ricpic said...

Und zer next modell vill farten, too!

Skyler said...

Those whacky Germans . . .

Perhaps they're so amused by this because of their toilets with the worm inspection shelf built in . . .

Trooper York said...

It's the Pooping Dauchsund what they call AlphaLiberal at the comic book store.

prairie wind said...

Does it come with little plastic bags and a pooper scooper?

Methadras said...

Paging Titus... Your Clumber has pinched...

kimsch said...

It reminds me of the Baby Alive my sister had when she was little. You fed the doll a gelatin type "food" and then the doll pooped it out into her diaper.

My sister's got constipated.

Dad had to ream her out with a coat hanger.

It wasn't pretty.

wv; hawnbris - Goldie's son's bris

David said...

Michael Vick says he wants a dog. This one should be perfect for him.

Trooper York said...

"Dad had to ream her out with a coat hanger."

Well thanks to the Supreme Court that is a-ok.

Just sayn'

edutcher said...

We have enough trouble getting Sherlock to go out in this weather.

Last thing he needs is this.

chickelit said...

Echt geil!

@Methadras said...
Paging Titus... Your Clumber has pinched...

Lately, Titus sound more like he'd go for a "growing up skipper" doll if you catch my drift.

Maybe we should be more "supportive" of his new obsession? (Especially you Troop--you're in touch with the means of support).

AJ Lynch said...

That toy could be modeled after Ritmo/ Big Govt Trickle Down who does that everyday to the Althouse comment threads.

Trooper York said...

I hear that Cedarford has an Anne Frank Doll that poops everytime he walks into the room.

Trooper York said...

If Elie" Wiesel were awake he would say that was racist.

Trooper York said...

Oh and Happy Holidays!

R.L. Hunter said...

Looks like all the cool toys
are from Germany this year

Beth said...

Thanks, Trooper! No one can have too many pooping dachshunds.

Methadras said...

I wonder what the japs will come up with to not be outdone.

johannalapp said...

Americans are stupid and vulgar. Not sophisticated like our European cousins.

rcocean said...

Alex: Word Definitions for $500.

Answer: An Oxymoron

Question: What is German Humor?

Correct!

jimspice said...

OK, so dackel is german for dachshund, but Google Translate had no translation for kackel. Hmmmm. What could it be?

John said...

kackel is from "kacken" (to poop) or "kacke" (poop/crap). they just changed it a little bit to rhyme it :)

Conservatives 4 Better Dental Hygiene said...

I've stopped pooping on bad threads, A.J.
I've found that it somehow does bad things to my teeth.

Actually I figured this thread would be Pollo bait, given his German fetish and love of chemical reactions.

Seven Machos said...

European superiority right there.

ddh said...

Germans use the -el suffix as an endearing diminutive meaning "little." Thus, Hänsel = Little Hans, and Gretel = Little Greta.

Hoosier Daddy said...

What is it with Euros anyway?

Pogo said...

Ahhh, bodily function toys.

I'm waiting for the Suzy Scab Picker doll.

Hours of fun.

But the William Writes His Name In Urine doll is hard to beat. Just fill and aim. Now girls too can enjoy the antics once known only to 3rd-grade boys.

Well, except the more athletic girls.

Pogo said...

The Molly's on Meth game never really got very popular, though.

Little kids kept losing her teeth, and the odor was unsettling.

bearzero said...

Oh no! When I was 7 or 8 our Dachsund got into my crayons. Took her out for a walk and was fascinated by her multi-colored poop. I've never forgotten it for some reason.

Clyde said...

Methedras wrote:

"I wonder what the japs will come up with to not be outdone."

Answer: Video: SEGA's New Urinal-Based Gaming Interface Lets You Pee for Points

jimspice said...

May I suggest "Poopy Puppy" as a name when it comes to the US? In Spanish, "caca" is the cutesy form for fecal matter, while "mierdo" is the more crass form. In the US, there is the poop/shit split, and it appears Germany has its cute/crass forms as well.