December 27, 2010

"When life gives you lemonade..."

"... make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."

15 comments:

rhhardin said...

Anagram rule: when life hands you melons, make melonade.

Coketown said...

When life gives you a New Yorker cartoon, skip it. High-brow humour for sophisticated dullards whose pulses never rise above 55. Durrr.

edutcher said...

I thought Jack Daniel did that down in Lynchburg.

rhhardin said...

Anagram rule: when life hands you melons, make melonade.

No, when life hands you melons, cradle them lovingly in your hands.

donttread2010 said...

Whatever.

Melons are better.

Irene said...

"Four Loko Zeitgeist"?

The spirit of the joke doesn't work in German.

:-(

Sixty Grit said...
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Pogo said...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lemonade
we’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lemonade.

E.M. Davis said...

I know it's the holidays, but boy you could really use a Palin post right about now.

Lem said...

My last surviving grandmother died this past Saturday.. she was speculated to well over 100 years old.. but we are not exactly sure since she was declared much later.

We had no mail today.

EDH said...

"Hey, here's the deal. When Life Gives You Lemons... just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail."

AllenS said...

When life gives you a Badger, give the Badger a horned frog to play with.

Clyde said...

Personally, I prefer my lemonade with a splash of raspberry liqueur. I can get my caffeine intake elsewhere.

c3 said...

I guess folks will just have to buy their Red Bull and Mike's Hard Lemonade separately and then mix them.

Gee, all the old movies told me that caffeine sobered you up. I thought that was good.

Reason rightly describes this as another example of Nanny statism

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