If we were to go Environmentalist Wacko Method this week, every bird team would lose, and lose bad. What's happening out there? Birds are falling out of the sky. Scientists are trying to figure out why. But if you go the environmentalist wacko route, the Seahawks (birds) lose. Ravens (birds) lose. Eagles (birds) lose. The only game that doesn't feature a bird team is the Jets and the Colts -- and the Jets, nevertheless, are in the air -- and some birds die because they get sucked in by the jets, but the Jets aren't playing a bird team. So the environmentalist wacko method for the Jets and Colts, again, you'd have to go Colts on that because Colts are horses -- wild, American history, cavalry, cowboys, Indians, so forth. Jets, they're just expensive. They pollute, foul mouth, lousy service, all the things you gotta go through to get on one these days at the TSA. You gotta strip search. You'd have to say the Colts. The environmental wacko method would have the Colts, the Saints, the "Cheaps," and the Packers going the environmental wacko method.So far he's wrong. The Jets and the Seahawks have won. So, that's a bad omen for the Packers.
January 9, 2011
Rush Limbaugh laid out the bird theory of this weekend's Wild Card playoff games: