January 28, 2011

"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin..."

"Good masturbation material. Great masturbation material."

Tracy Morgan answers the question asked.

29 comments:

DaveW said...

Hah! How do you find this stuff professor?

ironrailsironweights said...

If I could find out just one thing about Sarah Palin, you all know what that would be.


Peter

AJ Lynch said...

While the local liberal talk radio douche nozzle, Smerconish, is aghast that Palin brought up "WTF" in regards to Obama's Win The Future. She just can't win with the libruls and media / Hollywood crowd.

And I wonder if Tina Fey is bothered that Tracy Morgan prefers Palin over Fey when he is beating his meat?

Have a great weekend everyone!

Coketown said...

The hottest thing about Sarah Palin is her husband.

It had to be said.

ricpic said...

Tracy Morgan is black and therefor can say anything.

G Joubert said...

'splains much all by itself.

wv=dabalo What they do next with tissue

Big Mike said...

It must be the way she eases the butt of her rifle up against her cheek when she lines up a shot.

DADvocate said...

I wouldn't waste Sarah Palin on masturbation.

garage mahal said...

Sarah Palin denied Todd Palin was pallin around with hookers. Now me, I probably believe her, and I don't care that much either way. But why do these rumors persist? Hmmmm?

edutcher said...

Morgan's alienated his way out of every other medium.

woof said...

I hope this story has a happy ending.

SteveR said...

Begs the question, why are they talking about that on a basketball pregame show?

David said...

Just who is Tracy Morgan?

traditionalguy said...

When men ridicule a woman, they first talk about her sexually. No matter what she does after that, her sexual attraction will arouse itself in men's minds. But it could be worse. What if the media was to make Mitch Daniels size into an issue.

Roman said...

Sarah Palin is a VERY attractive lady. To me the most appealing thing about her is what's between her ears. I have to have someone intelligent to talk to.

Joe said...

(The Crypto Jew)
Somethings just don't merit a response...their stupidity stands without necessity of further discussion, both in "here", sadly, and out in the world, too.

Fen said...

This is who they are.

PaulV said...

Garage, Palin Derangement syndrome results from stupidy of the woman haters who think that what Tina Fey said on SNL was said by Palin.
Nobody every said that they were intelligent

4thGenerationBuck said...

Well, they never made a porno movie based on Helen Thomas.

dont tread 2012 said...

Truly a stupid thing to say at center court during a basketball game intermission on national TV.

Maybe he was thinking of sneaking away and rubbing one out- what a tool.

jr565 said...

I'd say Hillary was good for a good wanking, except that would mean I'd have to be blind and living in Bizarro word. No wonder Bill got a bj from the chunky intern.

Even as wanking material Palin has got the libs outclassed.

EDH said...

Can you say Tracy Morgan "spanks the monkey," or is that racist?

jimspice said...

Good Lord. Just when you think the Althouse commenters cannot sink any lower.

Juba Doobai! said...

This guy is as dumb as a box of rocks. Is this one of Sandra Bernhardt's bros? He says this about Palin, demeaning her intentionally. Yet, if somebody says something about Obama that does not fit the mantra, this same moron will cry racism. Dumb SOB.

Revenant said...

If you're in to the whole MILF thing then, yeah, I guess she would be.

Juba Doobai! said...

Coketown, I agree with you. Todd is prime stuff. This is said through a tequila haze. He's still prime stuff.

Juba Doobai! said...

I'm sure Tracy said "sieg Heil!" silently to himself. Anything for his Fuhrer!

ken in sc said...

I say Palin.

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