Do math professors hate their jobs more than lawyers? This could be the root of all the problems of employed persons. The non-workers hate non-working.
This man is at a really crowded bank. When he finally gets to the counter, he says to the teller, "I can't believe this crazy s***. Twenty minutes in line just so I can deposit my f***ing check." When the teller asks him to please not use such language, the man says "Oh yeah, well you can suck my d***, I want to deposit my f***ing check!"
At this point the manager comes over, very angry, and says "I will not tolerate this sort of talk and any abuse of my employees. Do you understand? Now what is it you want to do?"
"Like I told the stupid b****, I just want to deposit my f***ing check for $25 million."
The manager turns to the teller and bellows "Get off your fat smelly a** and help him, you ignorant c***!"
22 comments:
Is this the new trend in Rate Your Professor reports? Maybe he has Aspergers like most math whiz's do.
The Pythagoreans were a sect of loons. The ability to reason out problems doesn't mean the person is reasonable.
He musta thought it was a British parking garage.
I wonder who that pissing professor voted for in 2008?
wow. the stakes must have been lower than usual.
Next time just leave a #2 on his desk.
Math professors are always in short supply of pencils.
My mentor used to say "Let's circulate this draft and see who pisses on it". I don't think anybody ever actually did, however.
I was told there would be no math.
He's much like the referenced square root of 2: irrational.
Math-based people seem to have a surfeit of out-sized egos and poor people skills.
Always a bad combo.
WV "mopsob" What was heard when the bucket had to be replaced.
pissing contest I guess
I blame Rush Limbaugh's enlarged prostate.
Do math professors hate their jobs more than lawyers? This could be the root of all the problems of employed persons. The non-workers hate non-working.
@tradguy
This gives a new meaning to "math whiz"
also, a commenter at Volokh says, "Are they sure it wasn't a puddle of pi?"
Can't resist...
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Here's another...
Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
A: `Paper or plastic?'
The tags for this are "math, urine, Volokh"?
Really?
What's next? A dirty sanchez or a hot karl?
It's the golden mean, the mathematicians' equivalent of a horse's head in your bed.
This man is at a really crowded bank. When he finally gets to the counter, he says to the teller, "I can't believe this crazy s***. Twenty minutes in line just so I can deposit my f***ing check." When the teller asks him to please not use such language, the man says "Oh yeah, well you can suck my d***, I want to deposit my f***ing check!"
At this point the manager comes over, very angry, and says "I will not tolerate this sort of talk and any abuse of my employees. Do you understand? Now what is it you want to do?"
"Like I told the stupid b****, I just want to deposit my f***ing check for $25 million."
The manager turns to the teller and bellows "Get off your fat smelly a** and help him, you ignorant c***!"
Peter
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Dennis Kucinich, of course.
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