Meade: "What theme?"
Me: "My piss theme. I had a piss theme going. That's how I got to the dog that pissed off the Nazis. I Googled 'piss,' because I saw I had a theme going."
Me: "There was the 'pee-o-meter' and... "
Meade: "Where was the piss in the first post, the Johnny Weir..."
Me (suddenly realizing I didn't use Johnny Weir's "pissed me off" and "heard worse in bathrooms" until the the second post): "Oh, yeah."
Meade: "Johnny Wee-er."
Me: "You're good with the homophones. The homophobe homophones."
Meade: "I'm afraid of homophones."