April 30, 2011

Monkeytail beards.

Hilarious and repellent. Via ALOTT5MA, which also made look at these pictures of Adam Lambert. Try to resist.

16 comments:

SteveR said...

Umm hmm so umm

Bwahahahaha

stupid

Freeman Hunt said...

I don't think the monkeytail beard works as a style because it just looks like a mistake. Kind of makes you look crazy.

"I always forget to shave my jaw on this side and the part by my mouth on the other side."
"Mmkay."

Ann Althouse said...

It must be that guys with beards decide to shave them off and then for a joke, do a partial shave, which they only keep long enough to make a few people laugh. It *must* be.

SteveR said...

Ann I thought the same thing

Freeman Hunt said...

Althouse, I think you're right.

I know a lot of guys who left Old West style handlebar mustaches on for a few weeks after shaving their beards. That's kind of fun.

Synova said...

I like the first guy with the colored part.

I think it's rather fun, in a way, but I suppose it herald's some horror when men start to spend inordinate amounts of time adorning themselves. Makes me think of the victorian historical romances I've been reading. The fun ones are all about the men spending an hour to get their hair just so or their cravat perfect.

Beards that are just let go aren't that hard, but a beard with any sort of design involved is high maintenance.

Synova said...

I suppose I mean that the first picture looks far more purposeful than the others. The others look more accidental.

(My dad won a prize in a bicentenial beard growing contest. He got "best effort.")

Jason (the commenter) said...

They just want some attention.

Gene N said...

Fun and shock value. When I was a youngster, I did a lot of 'STUFF' trying to get noticed. As long as you grow out of this stage it is not a problem. But....Now, that 'STUFF' gets recorded for posterity and can hang around your neck causing problems later. Be careful!!!

Synova said...

A tidy monkey tail beard seems like a better way of getting attention than the spiked collar and gauges.

*sigh*

SCOTTtheBADGER said...

Sort of looks like he sneezed while trimming his Van Dyke.

e3f.henkel said...

What a great look to have, especially when you're hoping NOT to be hired.

Pastafarian said...

Oh my sweet fancy Christ.

This is not the sort of thing that someone in my condition (beer-drunk) should look upon.

Do you have any idea, the nightmares that this will cause?

Fred4Pres said...

Wear shorts with that, that, face rat, and go out in public. I dare you.

Triangle Man said...

The next evolution of this will be the mink face.

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