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I had a good friend who had an entire pepperoni on his forehead from a pizza we ate. Still laugh about. He had no clue.
"Things only said once."That gun's not loaded.Bang.
"I, Ann Althouse, just got done voting for Barack Obama." :)
How McCain Lost Me.
"Whatdyasay I strike this here match to get a better look at this silo we're in.""All these black adders go to sleep when you rub their tummy." "Watch me ski down this unmarked trail." "Hey, I can see my house from here."
"Okay, now slowly start lowering the engine block." "Look, no hands!""I've had him since he was a cub.""Yes, I tested it on a smaller scale."
Mary Ann Madden, in New York Magazine, had various contests, one of which was unlikely to be needed cards, giving rise to the book "Thank You for the Giant Sea Tortoise."I remember only"Saw your smokeNow you're PopeCongrats."
Chip Ahoy said:"Yes, I tested it on a smaller scale."Brilliantly funny. Laughed out loud (I don't do emoticons)
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--"True story, too. Union general in the Civil War. (I forget who, or which battle.)
Nichevo, I believe that was "Uncle" John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House. A reasonably good general in a war that had plenty of poor ones.
"Where this division defended, no odds broke its line; where it attacked, no numbers resisted its onslaught, save only once; and there is the grave of Cleburne."
That would be in the vicinity of the Carter cotton gin.
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