April 28, 2012

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions."

"But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b******.'"

Warning: Horrifying story at the link. The story comes all the way from Poland, so you're on you own deciding whether it's true.

Meanwhile, and now that I've linked to that, Drudge has been pimping this story (that came all the way from China): "Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute."

It seems the women of the world are on a rampage.

20 comments:

Palladian said...

" Is it safe?"

smitty1e said...

It seems the women of the world are on a rampage.

Is this blog an example? :-)

deborah said...

Here there be vaginae dentata.

Joseph Schmoe said...

The story was bad, but not horrifying. When you tell a guy that here's a story about a girlfriend's revenge after a bad breakup, Lorena Bobbitt is always the first thing that comes to mind. At least his junk is intact.

chickenlittle said...

I may have missed it, but I don't think Althouse ever linked the story about the Orange County woman charged with cutting off her husband's penis and putting it through the garbage disposal.

link

edutcher said...

Hell hath no fury...

And, yeah, cops will tell you there's nothing meaner than an out of control broad.

ndspinelli said...

Marathon Man redux.

Dante said...

He is now a humble bumble.

EDH said...

"Show Me Your Teeth!"

Don't be scared
I've done this before
Show me your teeth
Don't want no money (want your money)

That shit's is ugly
Just want your sex (want your sex)
Take a bit of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bite my me
Show me your teeth
Let me see your mean

Got no direction (no direction)
I need direction
Just got my vamp (got my vamp)

Take a bite of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
The truth is sexy

Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)
Just tell me when it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me

I'm gonna love you with my hands tied
Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth teeth teeth teeth

Got no salvation (no salvation)
Got no salvation
Got nor religion (no religion)
My religion is you
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
I'm a tough bitch
Got my addictions (my addictions)
And I love to fix 'em (and I love to fix 'em)
No one's perfect
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
I just need a little guidance

Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)
Just tell me when it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me
I'm gonna love you with my hand tied

Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth teeth teeth teeth
Show me your teeth

My religion is you
My religion is you

Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)

Just tell me it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me
I'm gonna love you with my hands tied
Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth
Teeth teeth teeth
Show me your teeth
It's not how big, it's how mean

Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
My religion is you
Show me your teeth

I just need a little guidance
Show me your teeth

Palladian said...

Baby take your teeth out
Try it one time
Baby take your teeth out
Try it one time
Leave 'em on the kitchen table

Baby take your teeth out
It'll be fine
Baby take your teeth out
It'll be fine
There ain't nothin' left to smile about

sydney said...

I am doubting the testicle-squeezing-homicide story. I don't think it's possible to kill a man by squeezing his testicles.

EDH said...

And she is so beautiful
She is so young and old
I look at her and I see the beauty
Of the light of music
The voices talking somewhere in the house
Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep
With your teeth in your mouth


You are the Everything

I think about this world a lot and I cry
And I've seen the films and the eyes
But I'm in this kitchen
Everything is beautiful
And she is so beautiful
She is so young and old
I look at her and I see the beauty
Of the light of music
The voices talking somewhere in the house
Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep
With your teeth in your mouth

You are here with me
You are here with me
You have been here and you are everything

Steven said...

One of the advantages of a tooth-for-a-tooth justice system is that, a couple of teeth in, she'd realize, "Oh, shit! They're going to do this to me!"

Instead, she's going to face three years in prison . . . which isn't any worse than she was going to face three teeth in anyway. So why not go for them all?

James said...
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James said...

Funny how some things really upset Ann--like whether someone is accurately described as 'feminist'--and some things just wryly amuse her--like women pulling out their boyfriend's teeth. Or killing men by squeezing their testicles. LOL, so funny and dryly humorous!


But the real victims here are the women. Right, Ann?

AllieOop said...

Sydney said;
I am doubting the testicle-squeezing-homicide story. I don't think it's possible to kill a man by squeezing his testicles.

4/28/12 2:39 PM

But, would he wish he were dead after more than a few minutes of this? Inquiring minds...

ErnieG said...

Sydney said...
I am doubting the testicle-squeezing-homicide story. I don't think it's possible to kill a man by squeezing his testicles.

I agree. But the fight might have brought on a heart attack.

Palladian said...

Funny how some things really upset Ann--like whether someone is accurately described as 'feminist'--and some things just wryly amuse her--

She wryly linked to a story about a woman who died of a sunlight diet just yesterday.

Mary Beth said...

When I do a Google news search for the dentist story I get results in lots of languages, but none in Polish.

I call shenanigans.

PaulV said...

My brother and family lived in Wroclaw, a German town taken over by the Poles after WW2 since USSR took part of Eastern Poland. A German name pronounced more like Vrotlaf. Breslau in German. I will ask them to check if story is true.