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Somewhere out there, there’s a juror who has a last name that doesn’t begin a letter from the English alphabet.
Cher and the this guy wouldn't have to turn in their forms.
The artist formerly known as Prince would be there all day.
Ahh, Ken beat me to it.
Clerks. They're not paid to think.
3Pio could feel his oil boil from the obvious discrimination.
Derrick would have trouble, too.
All the guys with names beginning in theta, psi, phi, and xi are exempt.
How about those with names beginning in æ, ø, and å?
I'm sure there are some Bushman names that start with an exclamation point. N!xau is close, but actual examples are hard to find... probably because they didn't turn in their forms.
I'm wondering if E.E. Cummings is exempt?
I clicked the hyperlink with highlighted word Derrick and an advertising ran immediately where I was expecting content so I left.
Another great moment in verbosity:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Etjd0lEpkkAnd from a cartoon, too! :D
George Costanza wanted to name his son 7. An homage to Mickey Mantle.
Some Swedes and Norwegians would not turn in their forms. Each language has three more letters after Z: in Swedish å ä ö, in Norwegian æ ø å. Would they be excused from jury duty, or would they be stuck on the jury forever?
Is it possible the clerk was making a bad joke?
Sorry Chip Ahoy. I'm not responsible for the ad. But the clip from Fry and Laurie that follows it is pretty good imho.
THX-1138 will be taken into custody at a minimal monetary expenditure. Total operation cost: six thousand credits under budget. Congratulations. Be efficient, be happy.
So where did your son find this quote? Google doesn't have it now, although it refers to this Legal Insurrection post - which does not now contain this phrase.
3537. Superfluity does not vitiate.Supposedly, per California's civil code.
Jurors who can not spell their own names--stay where you are.
Jury holding areas always remind me of airline boarding areas for large flights.Filled to the brim with a bunch of unhappy people, they are!Just think of the nice chunk of change you'd make if you got a dollar for every time someone looked at their watch or a clock.
Someone said - "3Pio could feel his oil boil from the obvious discrimination"Is it really that hard to figure out how to spell "C-3PO"?And by the way, a whole lot of geniuses were so busy bashing teachers on the post about teachers in Janesville that they never realized that a "flier" is an aviator or a passenger on a plane or a bird - but it's NOT a FLYER. (That's why they ask, "Can you use it in a sentence?" at spelling bees. Apparently, it wouldn't help with this bunch!) So glad you're all smarter than those stupid, greedy teachers !!
My son encountered the sign in person, in NYC, where he was called to jury duty.
It was a verbal instruction, not a sign.
My very first thought
100% of all people will die. True fact. You can look it up.
And by the way, a whole lot of geniuses were so busy bashing teachers on the post about teachers in Janesville that they never realized that a "flier" is an aviator or a passenger on a plane or a bird - but it's NOT a FLYER. Yawn.
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