June 13, 2012

"Handless man throws volleyball-size rock through KFC window...:

"The 46-year-old also allegedly chucked a brick through KFC’s drive-through window..."

ADDED: An element of this mystery — why did he do it? why doesn't he have hands? — is that he was (allegedly) brought into this country by the United Nations. Could it be that in his home country, he had a penchant for throwing things through windows and he was punished by having his hands cut off?

14 comments:

The Farmer said...

Good for him, KFC sucks.

High-five, handless guy!

Oh. Oops.

Sofa King said...

???

How does the United Nations just "bring someone in" to the United States? Is he a diplomat?

Michael said...

I love the verb "chuck.". Second only to the verb "tump."

The Farmer said...

@Sofa King

Sheesh, you make it sound like they held his hand through the whole process.

MadisonMan said...

Farmer, you're cracking me up. Applause!

Oops.

dbp said...

I wonder if handlessness is where handicapped comes from? The man seems very handy, given his condition--though employed in a criminal direction.koiduce 18

MadisonMan said...

Not handicapped!

Handicapable!

Get with the program!

EDH said...

Maybe he felt discriminated against by the slogan "Finger Lickin' Good"

Lem said...

There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip.

jacksonjay said...

Ernest T Bass trying to impress Charlene Darling!

Ann Althouse said...

"There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip."

I was going to look up that clip and embed it in the post. Glad to see you thought of that too.

edutcher said...

Hatman's "friend".

He wanted to get in a little practice for this year's Long Hot Summer.

rehajm said...

I love the verb "chuck."

Me too! The slightly shorter 'huck' works for me as well.

I also love it when we chuck formal units of measure and replace them with sporting goods.

ndspinelli said...

"They fuck you @ the drive thru!!"
Leo Getz[Joe Pesci]