September 8, 2012

"Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman."

An L.A. Times headline.

16 comments:

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Please. "Undocumented" monkey.

Bob Ellison said...

Live, live, livin' on Frosted Flakes?

edutcher said...

The Twinkie defense.

Chip S. said...

Sounds like the monkey decided to dump the carbs and go paleo.

The Crack Emcee said...

"Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman."

Damn it - leave me out of this!

Carnifex said...

Is Frosted Flakes an island? I read the head line for the local fish wrap on Friday, if you didn't know any better(and a lot of people don't)--OBAMA: ELECTION IS A CLEAR CUT CHOICE

it reads as an endorsement. It should have read--OBAMA SAYS "ELECTIONS IS A CLEAR CUT CHOICE"

so that the uninformed (and others voting D) would know it for a quote, and not the endorsement it seems to be.

kentuckyliz said...

Sue Kellogg's!

kentuckyliz said...

Vote OBAMA November 7!

wyo sis said...

If I were kept in a cage and fed only frosted flakes and juice I might bite someone. It's cruel and unusual punishment not to give the monkey milk for the flakes.

kentuckyliz said...

You know what...KY has no elections in 2013.

Blessed relief.

PatCA said...

"She asked for it."

Bob Ellison said...

Crack, that cracked me up!

bgates said...

Please. "Undocumented" monkey.

The big news is it's apparently still legal to eat Frosted Flakes in Los Angeles.

Writ Small said...

Illegal frosted flake living on woman bites monkey, now that would be news.

Paddy O said...

Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman story.

Dog bites man story.

Women always have to make a story more complicated.

EDH said...

When asked for comment, the monkey said...

"THEY'RE GRRREAT!!!"