December 24, 2012

"Am I a bat? Some form of demon? Or perhaps some species of bee?"

"Come to Argentina, where our bat-bee-demon women will cater to your needs!"

"Come to Malaysia, or my dragon-riders will burn down your villages and a hundred years of darkness and winter will befall you all!"

"We’re all kinda depressed in Denmark at the moment."

13 comments:

AprilApple said...

Hunger Games Idiocracy. It's here.

AprilApple said...

At least the Hungary toilet paper dress is tasteful.

ironrailsironweights said...

I would like to be in charge of Miss Universe eligibility. All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.
You all know what that standard is.

Peter

Michael K said...

Who writes those comments ? Rappers ?

EDH said...

Actually, Peter, Chile seems to be a celebration of the camel toe.

Or would that be "llama toe"?

Nope, already taken... involving men's short-shorts, no less.

traditionalguy said...

My favorite is Miss Panama.

But all these ladies must have a sugar daddy to pay them dry cleaners bill.

Freeman Hunt said...

This rules. I can't believe I didn't watch this.

edutcher said...

Beats the Hell out of Miss Congeniality and the talent competition.

ironrailsironweights said...

I would like to be in charge of Miss Universe eligibility. All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.

You all know what that standard is.


And you, of course, would be eligibility inspector.

EDH said...

I detect a declining correlation between nationality and ethnicity among the contestants.

DADvocate said...

Egads! Was that a beauty contest or a bad Halloween party?

Sam L. said...

Marvelous costumes. Commentary SPOT ON!

Mitch H. said...
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Mitch H. said...

All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.
You all know what that standard is.


The neck strength to support a headdress of at least sixty pounds of feathers, fabric and frame supports?