January 29, 2013

Purchase of the (yester)day.

Panasonic ER-GN30-K Vortex Wet/dry Nose and Facial Hair Trimmer, Black (Amazon Associates earnings to this blog: $1.00). Portal, vortex, orifice – wherever you enter, good grooming is never out-of-season at the Althouse blog.

25 comments:

Surfed said...

I don't know, my sig other likes the shaggy-ish gruffy look (within reason), nose and ear hairs being banished to beyond the pale...

Lucilyn labajo said...

The Real Value of Practice Test for GED
ged books 2011

EMD said...

A small, flat-nosed Jew raised his large head and regarded me with two fine growths of hair which luxuriated in either nostril.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

LOL.....poetic justice. Althouse spams us to buy crap: and here is a spam post [likely to be deleted later] with a link to some other crap product right below their pathetic spamming.

"The Real Value of Practice Test for GED
ged books 2011"

Come on now. Will the person who bought the nose hair removal system just fess up, so we can all give you kudos for removing that disgusting spider crawling out of your ears and nose? The next person who buys an enema kit or toenail fungus medicine through the portal, we expect to be informed. Inquiring minds need to know.

EDH said...

Nose and Facial Hair Trimmer

Well, I suppose that still doesn't rule-out Peter ironrails.

EMD said...
A small, flat-nosed Jew raised his large head and regarded me with two fine growths of hair which luxuriated in either nostril.

Is that comment an entry in the "Take the exam in Althouse's on-line class in media bias"?

jacksonjay said...

I think it must a metro or more likely a closeted homosexual posing as a knuckle-dragging, homophobic, right-winging, dumb-assed Republican!

You know the kind that try to make those stupid Republicans LOOK stupid by putting words in their mouths!

Dirty Tricks at the AltHouse!

Jason said...

I'll be using the Amazon portal to buy all my shorts.

Meade said...

You should. All the cool kids do.

jacksonjay said...

Meade all acting like Althouse lets him wear short pants! Ha!

President-Mom-Jeans said...

I will be using Glenn Reynolds amazon portal to be making any purchases I need.

That's what the real cool kids say, at least.

Meade said...

You kidding? I wish. She doesn't let me wear any pants at all.

Emil Blatz said...

I wouldn't let that vortex near my nostrils!

jacksonjay said...

Now that's what I'm talkin about!

EMD said...

Is that comment an entry in the "Take the exam in Althouse's on-line class in media bias"?

Gatsby!

Chip Ahoy said...

The nose trimmer in Gatsby's hand turned yellow then orange then red and tiny fairies of light danced upon the perfectly rowed tiny piranha clipper teeth and then died as the sun gave one last display traveling down behind Gatsby in the mirror, down behind the horizon far behind the vast distant outback of ashes and then all color and twinkling of light is gone.

ironrailsironweights said...

I know it's just for nose and facial hair, but any discussion of a grooming implement makes me queasy.

Peter

jacksonjay said...

F Scott would be very proud of the run-on by Mr. Ahoy! Very proud, indeed!

The Elder said...

You know . . . personally I would never purchase an item through your portal out of fear that you would announce the purchase publicly!

Sheesh.

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garage mahal said...

If you see "The Official High Times Cannabis Cookbook: More Than 50 Irresistible Recipes That Will Get You High by Editors of High Times Magazine (Mar 21, 2012) come through the portal, it definitely wasn't me.

Meade said...

And it better definitely not be the Elder either.

CEO-MMP said...

Glad to see there are people adding chump change to the Professor's 6 digit salary.

karlpoppersghost said...

Meade said...

You kidding? I wish. She doesn't let me wear any pants at all.


I didn't need that visual but thanks anyway.

CEO-MMP said...

Glad to see there are people adding chump change to the Professor's 6 digit salary.


I'm doing it for Meade. I'm hoping he uses the money to upgrade the interior of his dog house.

I'll be buying a couple hundred dollars worth on Amazon in a few days. I want to see how much you get.

I'm doing it also to finance the Lets All Hate Men in Shorts (and flip flops/sandals/mandals) Club!

I'm actually pro-death penalty on that issue.

EMD said...

I make six figures but I also sell t-shirts on the side here.

I consider whenever I get a paltry check from the royalties "lunch money."

EMD said...

I also sold a bunch of Tim Tebow-themed shirts at the height of his hysteria with Denver last season.

I donated the proceeds of those to charity.