January 21, 2013

"Watch Michelle Obama Throw World-Historical Shade at John Boehner."

I can't believe she had to sit next to that guy.

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Lem the artificially intelligent said...

There's a bar peen hammer among the ball peen hammers.

Its a mixed bag.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Looks that Kill

Revenant said...

Thanks for the non-answer, Revenant.

You didn't ask a question. :)

if I said I was good at it, then you petty people would get resentful

My response would be more like this.

Revenant said...

And also, what blazing idiot thinks that Michelle Obama is the president?

I'll put $5 on "Joe Biden". What odds will you give me?

Tom said...

We know absolutely nothing here except that in a few seconds she was trying to eat, John Boehner nudged her about something, and she rolled her eyes. The eye roll may have nothing to do with him. She may have been trying to eat for quite some time and this was the first time she had an opportunity to finish it. She may have been sharing a moment with Boehner about something they were talking about moments before. When people have a camera on them for a whole day there are going to be moments where the person is going to look tired, exasperated or annoyed. She is simply being human. But, of course, this out of context video is proof of the horrible human being Michelle Obama is. I am sorry after watching this video several times I simply don't know enough to make any such judgment -- other than she was eating, John Boehner nudged her and she rolled her eyes.

kentuckyliz said...

Oh wow, this is worth a second page of comments? Rilly?

I didn't read through them all because Ritmo showed up and you know it's just crap at that point.

Carry on.

kentuckyliz said...

She looks like a tranny in the video, too.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Ok, then thanks for the non-explanation.

Should I add the cutesy little emoticon to that? -- :) --

Is that how you get along with others? Seems like a bit coy to me.

BTW, don't take Michelle's glance too seriously. It's good that you don't mind appropriating it, but I think there's a cultural disconnect you're experiencing from people who've been lied to and have to develop body language that indicates "been there, done that" without the interlocutor getting offended for being reminded that bullshit exists.

bagoh20 said...

Ritmo, my dad died when I was 17, but Mom is still around at 80, and yes, she chooses to live in a trailer park, a very nice one, but still a trailer park, and she voted for Obama. I kid you not.

My Mom is no liberal, but I was visiting her a few weeks before the election and we watched a lot of Florida political commercials together. They almost convinced me to vote for him. That was some good bullshit they were throwing around down there.

So you and my Mom have a lot in common: you both don't know much about economics, you both like Obama, and you both enjoy me paying your bills. I do love her just a smidgen more though.

Revenant said...

Thanks for the non-answer

then thanks for the non-explanation.

And now, a non-response!

I'm going for the non-trifecta.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

I didn't read through them all because Ritmo showed up and you know it's just crap at that point.

Don't forget to give Shouting Tommy his due, Liz.

He gets very, vewwy angwy when people don't wecognize his gweatness.

He schoowed me so awesome-wy!

Methadras said...

Seeing Red said...

BWAAAAAA Ritmo thinks piling on more subsidies will get the country moving.

Jobs program. We have them already.

Get out of the way, reduce regulation.



Command/central economies don't work.

That's history, we aren't special.


Ritmo has always been the classic example of how insular thinking couched as leftist trope makes him appear to be something he's not... Smart.

Revenant said...

have to develop body language that indicates "been there, done that" without the interlocutor getting offended for being reminded that bullshit exists.

I'd never heard the eye-roll-and-head-shake described as some kind of secret code before. I like it.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

What we don't have in common with you, Bag, must then be your flexibility of principle.

But maybe she's proud of you for that, too.

kentuckyliz said...

BTW...isn't "shade" a racist term for African Americans? Dog whistle?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Ritmo has always been the classic example of how insular thinking couched as leftist trope makes him appear to be something he's not... Smart.

Show me how your worldly perspective brings you to the conclusion that austerity in Europe worked, Beeyotch.

Use evidence.

Any non-answers, misinterpretations or lies will be interpreted to mean that your own smarts have been greatly exaggerated.

Methadras said...

Revenant said...

have to develop body language that indicates "been there, done that" without the interlocutor getting offended for being reminded that bullshit exists.

I'd never heard the eye-roll-and-head-shake described as some kind of secret code before. I like it.


I wonder if the head tapping and belly rubbing at the same time would or could offer a sufficient example for "been there, done that."

Synova said...

"Michelle Obama's job is to make Boehner fell welcome and comfortable at a public event where she is the victor."

"FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU!

Have his pussy-ass over to your own boring house and play those chincy show-tunes for him your fuckingself.
"

Where does this anger come from?

I think the whole thing is a non-event, but lets pretend for sake of argument that Michelle was as rude as her admirers want to believe she was, a public political event like this is not in any way analogous to having someone over to your house.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

I wonder if the head tapping and belly rubbing at the same time would or could offer a sufficient example for "been there, done that."

It depends. For three-year olds or older kids?

Revenant said...

BTW...isn't "shade" a racist term for African Americans?

Well, let me check the rules.

Let's see. It's a noun... and you voted for Romney. Yep, racist.

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Revenant said...

I wonder if the head tapping and belly rubbing at the same time would or could offer a sufficient example for "been there, done that."

Don't give it away! Whitey may be listening.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Where does this anger come from?

Because being a liar is one thing. Being unintelligent another. And being arrogant something else.

Shouting Thomas combines all three in such a way as to make himself absolutely satanic. There is nothing redeeming about him that any human can relate to.

I think the whole thing is a non-event, but lets pretend for sake of argument that Michelle was as rude as her admirers want to believe she was, a public political event like this is not in any way analogous to having someone over to your house.

As I said before, I think you're probably right.

I made the suggestion because Tommy took it upon himself to decide that Boehner was the aggrieved white man at the hands (eyes, really) of the really mean black lady.

I told him what he could go do about it, as a way to improve the situation.

And seeing how much he pretends to know about protocol, or even manners, really.

edutcher said...

Inga said...

Eddumber, only if you threaten to shoot liberals in your basement again.

What I said was I wouldn't cry if they all went away, as it were.

No direct personal threats. You know it, I know it, and garage knows it because he's the one to whom I was speaking.

But, you want to call the Thought Police, I'd love to see you explain that crack about knowing where my computer is right after my email was hacked.

Revenant said...

Where does this anger come from?

Anonymity. :)

Anonymous said...

Ina, Inga, whatever.

I can't keep track of all the lefty party lemmings here.

So, OK, it's Inga, and you successfully avoided having to show your complete lack of seriousness and thoughtfulness for, what, another 15 minutes?

OK, so 15 minutes are up, INGA. So, where's your answer, Inga?

Let's here it, Inga?

How do our kids prosper simultaneously paying for our stuff and the stuff they'll need, Inga?

How do we every pay it all back, Inga?

We're all waiting, Inga?

Chip Ahoy said...

Whenever there's a coronation my British photoshopping mates go hyperkinetic. They're much more rude and sexually perverse than we kind and gentle and straight-laced Americans.

The scene on the balcony where they're all lined up and magnificent. Oi. The things they do to those photos. Royalty blowing each other, coming up for air, Royalty bumming each other, angelic children observing royal profanities of the most bizarre types imaginable, nudes, lizards, horses, hats, red uniforms. OLD nudes, royal incest, royal polygamy, royal paedos, royal transgenders, royal crossdressers and such.

And that's being nice about it.

Revenant said...

Because being a liar is one thing. Being unintelligent another. And being arrogant something else.

And if you are all three, you may very well already be serving in Congress.

Chip Ahoy said...

That was a wedding, but the same thing.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Where does this anger come from?

Anonymity. :)


Funny.

But it really comes from satanism.

No joke.

When Satan made Shouting Thomas, he had nothing but rock to work with. He used the lower extremities of a large statue, and touched it in several places.

The "pants" on the statue began to wiggle, and underneath the moving parts one could see little bulges, like mice.

Satan stood back and let these little wiggling mice-like objects move about the statue, until their movement broke it apart. Each "mouse" was a new Shouting Thomas, shat out from the piece of rock that once housed it.

This is the story of how Satan created Shouting Thomas.

Anonymous said...

Hehe, keep wondering Edutcher. Ever heard of Anonymous? Maybe it was them.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

And if you are all three, you may very well already be serving in Congress.

Then do the "right thing", disband your party, and promise to never again run for national elected office if that's what you really believe!

Enough already, God dammit! Stop running for office if all you can make of it is the self-fulfilling prophecy of how corrupt all Republican legislators are! You are admitting it right here! Every day!

Stop running. Disband the party. Re-form as something that you can make you proud of your service.

Thanks

chickelit said...

edutcher wrote: But, you want to call the Thought Police, I'd love to see you explain that crack about knowing where my computer is right after my email was hacked.

This intrigues me, edutcher because I know of a couple few instances of Althouse blog commenters who either had email accounts hacked or were threatened by Blogger and had to give up a cell phone number.

Please tell us more. There is something about Inga I've never trusted. I'd like to air it.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Aw right.

Dinner break.

Feel free to use my absence to knock me, while talking genteelly to and about each other in meaningless ways.

I'll check back later.

Roux said...

No class at all, just like her husband.

Roux said...

No class at all, just like her husband.

Anonymous said...

Are you fucking serious, Chickelit? Just what is it that you think I am capeable of? Why don't you air it Chickelit?

Perhaps I work for the CIA, FBI, HS, or maybe I belong to Anonymous. Maybe I'm employed by the DNC even!

Revenant said...

Then do the "right thing", disband your party,

What, the Libertarians? Who'd notice?

Revenant said...

Perhaps I work for the CIA, FBI, HS, or maybe I belong to Anonymous

Well, you're an asshole and you like taunting ed with the idea that you might have caused his problems.

So, yeah, you make a decent suspect, especially since those are two of the only actual facts we know about you. :)

Anonymous said...

See, I can't even spell capable. But hey it's kinda cool to be a suspicious character.

Anonymous said...

Oh poor poor Edutcher. He's been beat up lately, Althouse whacked him a few times lately. Now he thinks I hacked his email account.

He needs a hug.

Anonymous said...

And Revenent, talking about assholes......

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...
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Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

What, the Libertarians? Who'd notice?

The hapless Republicans you spend your time pretending not to be would certainly notice.

Known Unknown said...

Credentials matter very little in advertising.

Let me see your book and reel. Let me talk to you.

There's a lot of BS artists out there, even from Harvard.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Althouse whacked him a few times lately.

That was not a "whack"... you you... exaggeration incarnation.

Althouse pointed to her self deprecating humor, that was all.

Revenant said...

The hapless Republicans you spend your time pretending not to be

Which Republicans am I pretending not to be? I'm going to guess "Paul Ryan" and "George Bush, Sr.".

Revenant said...

And Revenent, talking about assholes......

It took you three posts and eight minutes to come up with "I know you are but what am I"? I guess I don't rate the A-list insults.

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"I haaaaaaate it when people argue! Wouldn't it be grand if we just could be nice?

>> ffffft-pip <<

Goodness! Excuse me."

Anonymous said...

Lemmy, when he last compared Althouse with " The Blond", she was NOT pleased she plainly stated she was furious. I'd say she whacked him.:)

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"Can we just share some lemon jello?

>> ffffft-pip <<

A hundred pardons."

Anonymous said...

Because Revvy, it's a waste of my time trading insults with you. I don't care enough about you to bother, really :)

I care about Edutcher far more than you and I really really care about Palladian.

Patrick said...

Wow. Ali Karim Bey, a.k.a America's Politico is back. Hadn't seen him since the election.

Hope all is well with the chick on K street!

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"Crabby people are unhappy people unless there's crab-cake.

>> ffffft-pip <<

Sowwwwy."

garage mahal said...

What did FLOTUS gain by her little middle school taunt?

You have no idea that it was even a taunt. She could have been agreeing with Boehner on whatever he said for all we know.

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"Would anyone like crab-cake with lemon jello?.

>> ffffft-pip <<

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Which Republicans am I pretending not to be? I'm going to guess "Paul Ryan" and "George Bush, Sr.".

Well, the latter in any case could certainly be a Republican -- conservative in any meaningful sense, of course. And not necessarily glibertarian.

Most Republicans nowadays would like to pretend to be like Paul Ryan. He probably is more of a glibertarian.

The funny thing about your tribe is that, wail as you might about welfare and the like, your faction cannot survive without political welfare.

You rely on the political hand-outs of conservatives and, when it suits you, liberals, to gain any sort of political traction.

It is time that you learned to become self-sufficient. Stop being a scab-parasite on the body politic. Pull yourselves up by your political bootstraps and make a stand.

And then prepare to fall flat on the face of politics.

Self-fulfilling, right?

Anonymous said...

Betamax, maybe Boehner passed gas and she rolled her eyes and shook her head at his bad manners.

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"My Mother always told me that fruit in the jello made friends of all fellows...

>> ffffft-pip <<

Anonymous said...

He looked quite sheepish.

Unknown said...

There was nothing nasty or vulgar about Michelle Obama in this clip. Boehner told a joke, watch his chin while Obama guffaws and Michelle eye rolls.

Boehner intended to cause the reactions in both Mr. and Mrs. Obama.

To me, this made the FLOTUS seem more feminine.

Guildofcannonballs said...

There was nothing nasty or vulgar about Michelle Obama in this clip. Boehner told a joke, watch his chin while Obama guffaws and Michelle eye rolls.

Boehner intended to cause the reactions in both Mr. and Mrs. Obama.

To me, this made the FLOTUS seem more feminine.

Guildofcannonballs said...

Also,

I'd like to see Jake D. and WhoresoftheI go at it.

Thank you.

edutcher said...

chick, about 2 weeks ago, I found a number of messages that someone had hacked into my contacts list and used my email address to mail a link to some file.

Considering this includes not only Ann and Meade, but business contacts and friends of both mine and The Blonde (I got several WTF emails about it), I got in contact with AT&T and we've been able to secure my account.

Inga said...

Oh poor poor Edutcher. He's been beat up lately, Althouse whacked him a few times lately. Now he thinks I hacked his email account.

You were the one who said you knew where my computer lived.

Is this a confession, because I never accused you, only asked if you were the moron who did it?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

You are about to witness a new dimension in entertainment...

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"Apple pie needs no alibis"

>> ffffft-pip <<

Anonymous said...

Edutcher I said Inga the reading bot knew where it lived:)

Do you belive I am a reading bot Edutcher? Hey Chickie, maybe that's the mystery, I'm not flesh and blood with warm thighs , ample breasts, wet lips and a pet wussy.

Bob Ellison said...

It was a tiny gesture at a huge event.

Anonymous said...

Can a reading bot be a bad speller?

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"My Mother always told me you can buy a rug but you can only give a hug!

>> ffffft-pip <<

William said...

Lots of comments. They say brevity is the soul of wit. Maybe not, but you can read through this whole thread in a few minutes and that's worth something. Does an ambiguous eye roll truly merit this much attention?....For the record, I think Shouting Thomas truly excells at Ritmo abuse. He's got a real flair for it....Michelle's OK. She's gone over the top in her expenses, but that's what happens when you leave a woman in proximity of an unlimited household budget. I like Michelle better than Nancy Reagan so my negative feelings are not due to political bias.....Laura Bush is the only first lady I would have liked to have married.

MadisonMan said...

I've not heard the idiom throw shade before. It just looks like a good ol' side-eye to me. Maybe with an eye-roll thrown in to boot.

I wonder if Boehner had to buy a ticket to the luncheon.

Anonymous said...

And Edutcher do you really believe anyone here gives enough of a rats ass about you to hack into your account?

My, how you elevate yourself here at Althouse. Althouse asked you today why you even read this blog, lol.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It was a tiny gesture at a huge event.

The angelic Obamas never do anything wrong... so when a video pops up of them doing something human... we might want to point it out to their worshipers.

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"My Mother always told me that mean people mean well, they just had unloving parents.

>> ffffft-pip <<

Anonymous said...

Oh for Christs sake, Boehner farted, Michelle rolled her eyes and shook her head, it's a national disgrace!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear rips off Jack Handy.

Chip Ahoy said...

Just watched the video

Gawker.

The black women I know call that "cutting her eyes." I asked them what that meant and both women made that exact same sideways eye jab.

Throw shade is not the same thing. Look it up, Lookitupers, I'm not so nice to link anymore.

The libs love it, I see. I've read the comments here and there and there and there. That is the level of discourse you like and that is what you will have.

Forever.

But I don't want to talk about our so-called First Lady's poor table manners.

Washington, ghetto, whatever.

I'd rather talk about my own ghetto rudeness.

This was when I first met Dr. Fred. I was invited to his house and the dinner table looked much like this. Triple crystal. Water, white wine, red wine. A veritable forest of glittering crystal. One wrong move and BLAM they'd all go over like dominos. Big table. Twelve guests. Waiter.

The radio was playing classical music through the stereo and they're running Beethoven's 7th. My all-time favorite. Dr. Fred who does not know me says that is Beethoven's 5th.

I should probably admit that I looked like a child dressed up as adult in a jacket and tie. I was twenty-one but I'm ashamed to say I looked fifteen or maybe even fourteen or so.

So when I said, "Pardon me please but I'm certain of this, I'm not comfortable being contrarian but that is the 7th." And he glared at me like, ew, you little mutt. He could not believe I could have such temerity and be so wrong. And said so.

All the guests looked at me like I'm a perfect little shit.

The music continued to play and I was most uncomfortable, but I cut no rude glances, did not have my elbows on the table, did not wipe my mouth on my sleeve, did not chew loudly, or eat like an animal and most of all did not brew.

The announcer came on, his voice lower than our voices lively chattering across the stretched out table, and Fred goes, "hush hush hush"

Now all eyes are on my diminutive self.

... and that completes this evening's presentation of Beethoven's seventh symphony, Cleveland philharmonic orchestra, George Szell conductor. And I sat there with my mouth shut and held tilted down and looked at the point between my own eyebrows.

The thing is, Beethoven was one of Fred's big deals. He fancied himself expert. He was not to be contradicted.

That was one of the things that created a halo effect upon me. Look it up, Lookituppers, it's a thing. From then on there was little I could do to convince Fred that I'm actually a bit thick and ponderous on the uptake. Nothing I did, that was stupid mattered to disturb the first impression and everything I did that was clever reinforced it. Through the years. Although from that moment on he would call me a dumbass directly, he told different people otherwise. He seized upon every little thing to emphasize my stupidity but privately marveled at things like Beethoven's 7th that followed. So that when he died, all that came back to me from surprisingly remote sources. I'm still getting it.

Anonymous said...

Flatulent Cuddle LoveBear says:

"Jealousy is like underwear: most people wear it but they try not to show it.

>> ffffft-pip <<

Excuse me.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

You should have just phrased it as a question Chip, said, "Are you sure this isn't the 7th?" and left it at that.

Quaestor said...

Inga wrote:
Yes, she did a great eye roll and head shake, good for her. She should've told him to go to hell.

Thanks for the insight into your soul, Inga.

Anonymous said...

Go to hell Quaestor:)

edutcher said...

Inga said...

And Edutcher do you really believe anyone here gives enough of a rats ass about you to hack into your account?

You made the threat, dear.

My, how you elevate yourself here at Althouse. Althouse asked you today why you even read this blog, lol.

She did? I seemed to have missed that one.

Anonymous said...

Or go to the corn field.

Anonymous said...

Edutcher, I am growing weary of your stupid remarks, threats?

You crying little weeny. Almost as bad as Boehner.

Anonymous said...

Ann Althouse said,
"edutcher, pm317 ... Your inability to see that I would engage in self-deprecating humor is really sad. Why do you read this blog? Get some humor glasses."

1/21/13, 1:18 PM

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Una "cortada de ojos".

Chip is right... I didn't have to look it up... I recalled it.

Unknown said...

I can't think of any possible scenario that makes Mrs Obama's eye roll gracious or classy. There are several that make it understandable. In any case the fact of it speaks for itself. I think she'll have reason to regret it, just like most people regret moments when their behavior was inappropriate.

edutcher said...

If that's what you mean, it was also directed at pm317.

Ann misconstrued my remark for a shot when I was only teasing. As I noted.

You really like to twist things, don't you?

Inga said...

Edutcher, I am growing weary of your stupid remarks, threats?

"I know where your computer lives".

"What if I called DHS, FBI?".

Yeah, those are threats.

You crying little weeny. Almost as bad as Boehner.

No, you've been caught shooting your lying mouth off yet again and you want to weasel out of it.

Weasel all you want.

el polacko said...

we may not know to what she was reacting but, for heaven's sake, didn't anyone ever teach her to sit up straight and to keep her elbows off of the table !?! that ain't no lady, first or otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Blah... Blah... Blah...

Hey Mrs. Blond, your hubby needs a hug.

Palladian said...

You know, I'd rather dine with Michelle Obama than Inga.

Hell, I'd be happy to cook for Michelle Obama, She looks like she enjoys good food.

And I bet my roast/braised goose is better than Inga's.

Anonymous said...

Well, I bet my chocolate truffles are better than Palladian's. And I'd rather have dinner with Whoresoftheinternet than Palladian.

Michael said...

The first lady eats with her mouth open. Maybe only when power eating.

Palladian said...

And I'd rather have dinner with Whoresoftheinternet than Palladian.

Unlike whoresoftheinternet, I'd never use the word "nigger" at the dinner table. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he's a brute, but he's not a bitch.

furious_a said...

Why can't Michelle show the same graciousness as Laura Bush?

Because...SHUT UP!...and...RACISM!

Palladian said...

Yes, he's a brute, but he's not a bitch.

And Michelle Obama is not a cunt. :)

Shouting Thomas said...

Bizarre shit.

I think Inga long ago forgot even what she was fighting about here. Ritmo never knew what he was talking about from the start.

Or else, Inga and Ritmo have just spent several hours arguing that the First Lady has every right to behave like a vengeful spoiled brat at a public event at which she is the host.

I don't even know if that's what Ms. Obama did, but that's a hell of an argument, guys.

Anonymous said...

OK, maybe I'd rather have dinner with NotquiteunBuckley than Whoresoftheinternet.

furious_a said...

Yes, she did a great eye roll and head shake, good for her. She should've told him to go to hell.

Such a gracious winner. So classy. So Inga.

Anonymous said...

Oh hell I'm having fun now ST.

I might even trade recipes with Palladian.

Palladian said...

Who wouldn't like to have dinner with NotquiteunBuckley?

Palladian said...

I've never made a chocolate truffle. I've done lots of chocolate desserts, but only because other people like it. I'm not a chocolate fan.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Oh how short a memory we have...

Carla Bruni (the then French FL) asked Michelle Obama about her role as the wife to the President of the United States. (as reported from a Carla Bruni book)

The First Lady allegedly replied, “Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

Remember the cutting of the eyes?

If this is when the cameras are around...

Anonymous said...

You told me you liked chocolate peanut butter cups on election night Palladian.

Unknown said...

****She should've told him to go to hell.

There's that lizard brain reaction. Today should be a day of joy for you Obama droids, but no... its a go to hell day, just like all the others.

You're a pretty twisted person.

Palladian said...

You told me you liked chocolate peanut butter cups on election night Palladian.

Oh, well there are exceptions. I think the key is pairing chocolate with something salty. I think the saltiness of the peanut butter is a good accompaniment.

Chocolate, somewhat surprisingly, goes well with bacon and chilis.

Anonymous said...

It IS a day of joy for us, why wouldn't it be? Do you think that a fake controversy over a eye roll and head shake would take away the great joy of today?

Wow, you folks think that you have have that much power over us?

Anonymous said...

Yes Palladian and sea salt.

Known Unknown said...

George Stephanopolous is trying his best, America.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Wow, you folks think that you have have that much power over us?

Not as much power as you think Michelle has to send people to hell.

But hey.. we are only half way though his presidency..

Palladian said...

Yes Palladian and sea salt.

Excellent. I make slightly salty chocolate chip cookies with grey sea salt.

Shouting Thomas said...

Why in the world is the election of any government official a "day of joy?"

This might be where you're experiencing some confusion, Inga.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm, mmm, see Palladian, we can be civil if we try:)

Anonymous said...

ST, well joy might be too strong a word.

Revenant said...

You rely on the political hand-outs of conservatives and, when it suits you, liberals, to gain any sort of political traction.

Wait, am I a libertarian again now? Last I heard I was pretending not to be a Republican. :)

And then prepare to fall flat on the face of politics.

Am I politics in this sentence? Or am I falling flat on somebody else's face? I think the metaphor kinda got away from you here, dude.

Anonymous said...

Bedtime, nighty nite foodies, crybabies and all the rest of ya.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...
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Palladian said...

Mmmmm, mmm, see Palladian, we can be civil if we try:)

Politics ruins everything. You see why I hate politicians?

madAsHell said...

She is a cow!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Whatever happened to the idea of Michelle receiving a pay check as First Lady?

Remember that back in 2010?

Unknown said...

Some scumbag above said::::::::::::Michelle Obama's job is to make Boehner fell welcome and comfortable at a public event where she is the victor.

FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU!

Have his pussy-ass over to your own boring house ...fuckingself.
.....
The two of you douchebags ...

And then you can fuck off some more.::::::::


This is kind of hostility and rage in politics is why we have the 2d amendment.

edutcher said...

Shout, it's a day of joy for Oop only because it discomfits us. He/she/it will go down with the rest of us (unless he/she/it is too stupid to understand that).

People like Oop live on hate, they project onto us when they say things like "Haters gotta hate". Their lives are so miserable, they only get joy out of someone else's displeasure.

Inga said...

Blah... Blah... Blah...

Hey Mrs. Blond, your hubby needs a hug.


Translation:

He called my bluff, time to fold the old tent.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Dust Bunny had Queen a theory that Michele Obama adopted the new bangs to try and hide her naturally angry eyes and ever present frown. Well, DBQ's theory may be right on but the angry eyes are still there.

TexasJew said...

She's now fully qualified to beat up innocent bus riders in Chicago

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

This is some photoshop.

President-Mom-Jeans said...

"Do you belive I am a reading bot Edutcher? Hey Chickie, maybe that's the mystery, I'm not flesh and blood with warm thighs , ample breasts, wet lips and a pet wussy."

As disgusting as this statement is, let me fix the couple typos.

"fat and bile, with cottage cheese looking thighs, saggy breasts, and reeking pussy."

Fixed it for you, you old bag. Must be going senile.

And of course it goes without saying that Moochelle is graceless, and Ritmo is brainless. But everyone knew that already.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

It's nice that a raging, idiotic bigot like Stormtrooper Thomas returned to lecture the First Lady on manners.

What a baby. Two of a kind. Baby Boehner and Baby Thomas. Waaaah. Treat us better, they say! A bigot will tell the First Lady how to act.

Arrogant to the end.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

And of course it goes without saying that Moochelle is graceless, and Ritmo is brainless. But everyone knew that already.

And the president, what is it, hates white people, right?

Backwards Bizarro World Republicans say opposite of Reality and Make Awesome Politics of It!

Keep losing. Gracelessly.

You deserve to be ignored, too.

You guys really are a huge bunch of babies, aren't you? Amazing. No wonder you kept the economy in the shitter when you didn't get your way.

Voting Republican is like sending a 3-year old to Washington. Just a horrible idea.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I just had to peek in again only to find President Pantsload in a full diaper.

Again, you never met me, thank goodness because I'd have to kick you swiftly in your lilltle nuts, you have no children cause no one would come near you, your creep factor is off the scale.

Known Unknown said...

One thing I'll say is the clip/GIF makes The President look better by comparison ... he's actually enjoying himself and sharing a human moment with Boehner.

chickelit said...

Shouting Thomas: 2
Ritmo: 0

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Again, you never met me, thank goodness because I'd have to kick you swiftly in your lilltle nuts, you have no children cause no one would come near you, your creep factor is off the scale.

I never figured out why you let some creeps slide, though. Mail-Order Bride Thomas would probably commit rape if he could get away with it. There really is nothing that he wouldn't take by force if he thought he could get away with it.

TexasJew said...

This just proves to me again that in these people, in a fair world, would barely be qualified to mop a run-of-the-mill shit house.

As many have noted after reading its hobbled-together ungrammatical inanities and horrific racial politics, Michelle's "Thesis" at Princeton could have been written by a 12 year old.

Quite a ruling class we have anointed here..

chickelit said...

EMD said...
One thing I'll say is the clip/GIF makes The President look better by comparison ... he's actually enjoying himself and sharing a human moment with Boehner.

I'll second that. FLOTUS wrecked the mood.

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Anonymous said...

Ritmo, ST wouldn't ever get close enough to rape me.

chickelit said...

I get the impression that FLOTUS may have been eye-signally her kids--were they seated in front of her? The kind of look she gave was very teenager, regardless of cause. I could see that as acceptable behavior around the West Wing dinner table. Maybe her problem is that she needs to get out more.

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President-Mom-Jeans said...

Whats this, threats of violence from Inga?

"Again, you never met me, thank goodness because I'd have to kick you swiftly in your lilltle nuts"

Rut roh, threatening bodily harm. Can you give me the number to those internet police you are always threatening to call on everyone else?

That liberal tolerance, on full display. Tsk Tsk Inga, tsk tsk.

Anonymous said...

Weirdo.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Ritmo, ST wouldn't ever get close enough to rape me.

But can't you admit that he's an out-and-out creep with a raging sense of entitlement?

That shouldn't be hard to agree on. He's a total sicko who thinks the world owes him a more favorable opinion and whatever type of service he asks for.

This much is evident about that cancer of a man. At least agree with me on that.

Anonymous said...

Ritmo, I agree that he has an entitlement issue, but he can be reasonable at times unlike the creepy Pantsload.

chickelit said...

Go tell Ms. Obama about your thoughts on blacks and crime.

Do we even have their thoughts on blacks and crime? Bill Cosby is more articulate on this matter. POTUS seems reluctant to agree or least to bring it up. Instead, he floats plans to take more guns away from white people.

Anonymous said...

lol. Ugly, loud, rude, stupid affirmative action negress acts like ugly, loud, rude, stupid affirmative action negress.

Film at 11.

Enjoy the decline!

Anonymous said...

Oh lord, he's gonna take all the guns away, running in circles with hands flapping in the air.

Chickie, the sky is not falling.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Ritmo, I agree that he has an entitlement issue, but he can be reasonable at times unlike the creepy Pantsload.

Like a slaver, he thinks he owns me. He has this humungous sense of resentment every time he sees me come anywhere near this comments section, and it's disgusting. The way he projects everything onto me that he resents in himself is the most transparently, childish, unreflective evil I've ever come across.

There is something not only wrong with him, but disgustingly wrong. You realize his hatred of Michelle Obama has to do with her being black, don't you?

That's all this is about to him. Resentment is one thing, but he has it so irreversibly bad in him that he deflects it in the most God-awful disgusting ways.

Anonymous said...

Yes Ritmo, I'm afraid you are quite right.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Do we even have their thoughts on blacks and crime? Bill Cosby is more articulate on this matter.

Than Shouting Thomas? Everyone is more articulate than Shouting Thomas on this matter. A chihuahua is more articulate than Shouting Thomas on these sorts of things. On anything, really. But definitely on these things.

Shouting Thomas is nothing but a raging bigot, called on it by Seven Machos. He can't ever bring himself to saying that perhaps he was insensitive, let alone inarticulate, because for him there is some sort of original sin committed by blacks (and women) against his image of himself and nearly his every comment on here drips with the resentment that this ridiculous and disgusting fixation of his leads him to.

Nowhere good. Stick to Cosby, Obama and anyone else and leave the idiot Thomas far away from anything having to do with anything social in nature. I'm not convinced he's not a total sociopath.

chickelit said...

Inga said...
Oh lord, he's gonna take all the guns away, running in circles with hands flapping in the air.

Well, I did say "floats plans" and no, I don't expect him to succeed alone.

Revenant said...

I don't expect him to succeed at all.

He got the photo op and the media tongue-bath already. There isn't much reason to actually pursue gun control as an agenda. If he cared about the issue at all he'd have tackled it in his first term. :)

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David said...

This comment thread is undoubtedly the pissing contest of the year so far. But it's early.

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Anonymous said...

LOL, OK that was weird.

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jr565 said...

Obama seemed to get a kick out of Boehner's point.
I notice this about a lot of couples. The guy has the tact and the gal has little or none. The guy is the one that is usually deferential and the woman is the one rolling her eyes or making the snide comments, often to the persons face that she has contempt for.
And the husband/boyfriend has to reign her in.
Ive noticed this with my mother, with my various gf's, with my friends various gf's and with my friends wives.

Not always, mind you. But enough of the time to notice the trend. Women are tactless bitches!

Synova said...

Afraid that someone wants to take guns away = Crazy.

Afraid that someone wants to take birth control away = Sane.

Uh huh.

chickelit said...

Shouting Thomas: 3
Ritmo: 0

@ritmo: Don't expect anyone to partake in your trial in absentia.

I'll tell you what my initial problem with FLOTUS: it was her statement about being proud of her country for the first time in her adult lifetime.

First, what counts as her adult lifetime? Can she so summarily dismiss the first Bush, Reagan, and the Clinton eras --everything included therein? Nothing there at all? The occasion of unfortunate 2008 remark was the coalescence of the DNC around her husband. Her remark tells me that she either harbors deep racial resentments which she proudly wears (I'm proud for the first time because Barack is black), or she selfishly applauded the selection of her husband--and nothing much more. Which is it?

jr565 said...

O Ritmo wrote:
Like a slaver, he thinks he owns me. He has this humungous sense of resentment every time he sees me come anywhere near this comments section, and it's disgusting. The way he projects everything onto me that he resents in himself is the most transparently, childish, unreflective evil I've ever come across.

Like a slaver? No, he's just doing the Michelle Obama every time you speak. Rolling the eyes, the look of contempt. etc. I dont think that he thinks he owns you, so much that he has contempt for you.
Big dif.

Anonymous said...

Synova, you ignore all the attempts to pass Personhood Bills. Even Father Fox admits it would end legal abortion.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Chick - your battle is a losing one. It's a lost one. The country's changed, Republicans can't deal with it. And then there's Thomas... Raging, hateful, resentful of anything.

Go nurture your fears of how white minority status will somehow be a disaster together. It's boring, it's pointless, it goes nowhere.

But feel free to keep telling Republicans to run on it. That, and the whole rape issue that they ran on as well.

As I said, people who expect entitlement have trouble understanding the fall-out of these things. You, I can understand because you've said you have a condition that makes stereotypes easy and understanding people harder.

But a sociopath I give less leeway.

If you want him for yourself, though, he's yours. Go pontificate with Thomas on how the White Man can better defend himself or whatever.

Good night.

jr565 said...

Synova wrote:
Afraid that someone wants to take guns away = Crazy.

Afraid that someone wants to take birth control away = Sane.

Uh huh.

HEAR HEAR! Im sure that was directed towards Inga, and if not, it should be.

Anonymous said...

Just how many guns are in circulation? Just how would they be confiscated?

jr565 said...

Inga wrote:
Synova, you ignore all the attempts to pass Personhood Bills. Even Father Fox admits it would end legal abortion.

what part of assault weapons ban aren't you getting. Wouldn't that end legal purchasing of assault weapons were it to pass?

Revenant said...

Like a slaver, he thinks he owns me.

Pity the man who has to pay property tax on Ritmo.

Synova said...

"Thomas would probably commit rape if he could get away with it. There really is nothing that he wouldn't take by force if he thought he could get away with it."

Either Ritmo thinks he's God, seeing into the hearts of men or...

"The way he projects everything onto me that he resents in himself is the most transparently, childish, unreflective evil I've ever come across."

Or that.


Shouting Thomas said...

Raging, hateful, resentful of anything.

Hmmm... hmmm...

Somebody's been raging, hateful and resentful in the comments above.

Who could it be?

Synova said...

"Synova, you ignore all the attempts to pass Personhood Bills. Even Father Fox admits it would end legal abortion."

Did I say abortion?

Anonymous said...

How many MORE fucking assault weapons does America need?

Insanity. Good night Irene.

Mary Beth said...

kentuckyliz said...

First Lady Camacho

1/21/13, 7:27 PM


Nailed it.

Anonymous said...

OK, Synova, birth control, who is afraid of anyone taking birth control away? No one that I know.

jr565 said...

How many MORE fucking assault weapons does America need?

Insanity. Good night Irene.


How many MORE fucking abortions does America need.
Insanity. Good night Irene.

Anonymous said...

It's a woman's body.

It's a gun.

Know the difference?

Synova said...

We just had a whole crazy season of the "War on Women"... and we're supposed to believe that wasn't paranoid fantasy. Not wanting to pay for pills equals taking them away? Crazy land talk about bans and what not when no one was the least interested in imposing anything on someone else's vagina. "Not paying" = "banning".

But now, while the rhetoric is couched in terms of common sense regulation only on "assault" weapons, it's almost always illuminated by talk and anecdote about how "I'm a crazy person and can't be trusted with a pistol or I'd shoot myself or get mad and pop off at those around me" which is a clear call for comprehensive bans.

But no... crazy run around flapping your hands paranoia.

Be honest. The number of people killed by "assault" rifles is a fraction of the small number killed by rifles at all, and banning them would DO nothing at all to solve the supposed pressing problem that must be solved. There is no rational reason to ban them, but they are the one thing that it might be *possible* to ban, at least in some areas. It's a weak point and political opportunity.

But the desire is, as Piers Morgan likes to point out, to get over our silly fascination with firearms and our silly belief that we've got a right to have them.

chickelit said...

Michelle Obama is the new Sarah Palin, tables turned.

Althouse take note.

Synova said...

"OK, Synova, birth control, who is afraid of anyone taking birth control away? No one that I know."

I was looking up molon labe T-shirts and there are birth control molon labe T-shirts.

And certainly you were *here* when the whole Democratic Convention was dedicated to defending women against the mean conservatives who wanted to take away their right to birth control?

Or did you imagine that Sandra Fluke was talking about abortions.

How... odd.

Anonymous said...

That's where you make your mistake in understanding the war on women Synova, the threat was not the taking away of birth control, EVER. The very real threat was Personhood
Laws.

Anonymous said...

Sandra Fluke was advocating for free birth control, she was not expressing fear of it being taken away.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Synova -

Bans or payments, it doesn't matter. Health care will become a right and women's health will be a part of it. That means gyno services.

The problem is that the zygote-person issue is failing Republicans. They've twisted themselves into pretzels trying to defend the idea of rape as a life-giving force! I guess that makes it good... a cell came of it! But the people disagree.

They've lost on this issue - you can complain that Obama boxed them in with the rape talk, whatever. It's done. It backfired. Hurt their image and made them look like primitive dinosaurs.

Our politics is simply moving in a more rational direction, away from the Rovian wedge-issue framing. This may or may not happen with gun lovers and the anti-gun safety crowd, we don't know.

But quit getting philosophical. The Republicans have had it easy for years, and now some common sense and reason is starting to win at the ballot box.

I'd expect it to continue, if I were you. Just a heads-up.

Good luck. Good night.

Anonymous said...

Good night Ritmo.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Good night -

Synova said...

Fluke was insisting that having someone else pay for birth control was a Right, and that a third party not paying for it was the same as denying access.

The whole War on Women thing was an insane fantasy that people took seriously.

Or maybe what you're saying is that everyone just pretended to take it seriously? Sure whatever.

But turning around and saying that those concerned about gun rights being infringed are paranoid without basis is ignoring that no one is particularly shy about stating what they'd prefer to happen, which is to completely control access to any sort of firearm. The Brady group doesn't give high scores to states that have "common sense" limitations on "assault rifles". The columnists bravely confessing the danger they pose to themselves, their neighbors or anyone who cuts them off in traffic are not asking to be saved by government from the temptation of an "assault rifle".

I'm confident that anyone who hasn't rushed legislation through already, isn't going to. But that says nothing at all about people's clearly expressed desires.

Believing people *want* to take your guns away = sane.

kentuckyliz said...

Thanks, Mary Beth.

Maybe she needs a big gold chain with a giant pendant of the presidential seal done up in gold.

That is such a great movie.

kentuckyliz said...

I never thought I'd I'd see that movie come true in my lifetime.

Chuck66 said...

I'll pay for Fluke's $1000 a year birth control expense when she pays for my fire arms.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Ok - one last compromise proposition:

Guns that fire little cellular zygote-people projectiles.

No safety restrictions or requirements.

The end.

chickelit said...

Ritmo said to me: You, I can understand because you've said you have a condition that makes stereotypes easy and understanding people harder.

Not sure what to make of that. I suspect projection, but it may have been based on something we said between each other elsewhere. In any case, I'll hang onto it and try and throw it back in your face if I get a chance.

Synova said...

"I'll pay for Fluke's $1000 a year birth control expense when she pays for my fire arms."

If, when something is a Right, that means you get it even if you can't pay for it... then it logically follows that the government must provide my "arms" to bear.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Don't read too much into it el Pollo Rotundo (I kid). You can hold on to a grievance if you like, but I've nothing against you. I did get out of hand when you got in the way of a fight with an out-and-out, well, I'll leave the descriptions aside for now. But just trust me - I'll address your concerns about Michelle Obama's long-ago remarks sometime down the road, just as long as you don't find resentful people to inform you about race and class in the meantime. Suffice it to say, what you've heard about Michelle Obama hating on you or seeking to enslave you on account of your skin color has been greatly exaggerated. She's just happy to live in a country that's proved it's bigger than its bigotry. Many people feel that way. Nothing to resent here unless you resent that.

Good night.

Anonymous said...

Nice salon you run here, Professor!

I've seen better manners at the Milwaukee Outlaws' clubhouse

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Michelle Obama is the new Sarah Palin, tables turned.

Its on!

jr565 said...

Inga wrote:
It's a woman's body.

It's a gun.

Know the difference?


Yeah, one is a right laid out in the constitution and which states it shall not be infringed.
And the other isn't stated anywhere except as a penumbra. Which means it's nowhere to be found.

Revenant said...

It's a woman's body. It's a gun.

Know the difference?

For starters, the second one's useful for self-defense. The first one -- well, judging from rape statistics, not so useful for self-defense.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I guess this means we are going to be all up in Michelle's uterus somehow.

Anonymous said...

Nice salon you run here, Professor!

I've seen better manners at the Milwaukee Outlaws' clubhouse

jr565 said...

Also one right, which is stated absolutely nowhere in the consitution leads to the death of more than a million babies a year.
The other right involves guns.

IF you took all the deaths from assault rifles in crimes or in school shootings for the last ten years and added them together it wouldn't even one year of babies killed through abortion.


It's not the Jared Loughtners of the world that babies have to fear its pregnant women in general. Yes, there are those that will shoot up schools and we should rightly find means to protect schools from their violence. But it doesn't hold a candle to the amount of carnage done in the name of womens rights.

Revenant said...

Nice salon you run here, Professor!

I recommend repeating it a third time, in case we missed the first two. :)

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