February 13, 2013

Disposable penis...

... amazes scientists.

25 comments:

Strelnikov said...

"Just use it, and throw it away!"

William said...

Many NFL stars have disposable vaginas.

Inga said...

Oh good, no need to chop it off.

virgil xenophon said...

There is A SONG about that: "Detachable Penis" by King Missile--witty song..

phx said...

"What is a disposable penis other than a man?"

- Spooky Old Alice

Nonapod said...

Blogger virgil xenophon said...

There is A SONG about that: "Detachable Penis" by King Missile--witty song.


here

Writ Small said...

Thailand scientists least amazed.

Ann Althouse said...

Bring in the ducks!

virgil xenophon said...

Thanks, Nonapod! I got called away before I could link..

Astro said...

Too much of a diet of Spock?
Some weird $#** happens, Spock raises an eyebrow and says 'Fascinating.'

So the standard now of science-y newsworthiness is whether some scientist somewhere is 'amazed' by something. Did he raise an eyebrow and say 'Fascinating.'

I wonder what ever happened to that guy in India who was born with 2 penises. That was -- different.

Methadras said...

Reminds me of that great song by King Missile - Detachable penis.

Methadras said...

ROFL, didn't see that Virgil beat me to it.

Fritz said...

It takes more than that to amaze the typical biologist.

Pogo said...

After recent copulating tragedies, sea slugs are limited to magazines containing less than seven disposable penises.

Sam L. said...

phx, you must be a George Gobel fan.

Chip S. said...

That's a hell of a refractory cycle.

Pogo said...

High school junior Tommy Seaslug was horrified when his mother found his wastebasket full of penises.

Mo-o-ooommmmm!

Baron Zemo said...

Patrick the starfish had a detechable penis.

Well maybe that is not quite accurate.

He broke it off in Sponge Bob's Square Pant's pants. So it was detached.

So to speak.

Mitchell the Bat said...

It's not easy, being a professional cake decorator.

edutcher said...

I thought that was called a strap-on.

Amartel said...

"There is A SONG about that: "Detachable Penis" by King Missile--witty song.."

Haha. This is not the first item on this blog that has elicited a (n entirely appropriate) reference to the King Missile hipster classic.

Amartel said...

"Closer examination of the animals' anatomy revealed that the sea slugs had a large part of their penis coiled up in a spiral inside their bodies, which they would then use to replenish their missing part."

So it unrolls, like tape. Dispensable penis.

kentuckyliz said...

My ex-boyfriends.

wyo sis said...

Pogo
I laughed myself into a coughing fit! I'm trying to quit humor until I get over this cold.

Greg said...

"Everyone knows it's dildo!"

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