May 28, 2013

"Kettle that looks like Hitler brews trouble for JCPenney."

It's even doing the Hilter salute!

50 comments:

David said...

They have a blender that looks like Bush.

Chip S. said...

Dog-whistle retailing?

Chip S. said...

The missing link b/w the Tea Party and Nazis has finally been found.

Patrick said...

Despite the fact taht it's bullshit, JC Penney will be accused of supporting Hitler, and they will apologize if anyone is offended

phx said...

Truly very funny! Yeah, my poor JC Penny company that has already taken a huge beating in the last year thnx to poor CEO decisions, is going to have to apologize.

We're living in a very hostile enviroment these days!

YoungHegelian said...

When the water starts boiling, does it whistle the Horst Wessel Lied?> (Link NSFW)

cubanbob said...

When tea kettles look like Adolf it's a sign that we are on The Eve of Destruction.

Paul Zrimsek said...

This is the sad fate of any society which stops believing in everyday objects that look like Jesus.

SteveR said...

JC Penny, Wyoming, Dick Cheney

How obvious

Rusty said...

I heard Hitler made a mean cup of tea.

phx said...

Adolf never looked so adorable.

Lem said...

I googled 'a penny for your thoughts' and it lead me to a Twilight Zone episode.

Not far a cry.

Beorn said...

Everyone just needs to simmer down!

Broomhandle said...

The English aren't necessarily sillier than Americans, but they are deeply silly in their own special way.

Chip S. said...

The billboard's in LA, not the UK.

I think the Brits would call this a tempest in a teapot.

Curious George said...

I don't see it. But it does look like Scott Walker.

Astro said...

Combine this with a French Press and you could dominate the world of coffee making.

hillbilly said...

Sometimes a Nazi is just a Nazi.

Methadras said...

People have lost their fucking minds.

Tibore said...

Achtung! I'm a little teapot, zhort und stout.
'ere ist my handle, 'ere ist my spout, HEILHITLER!!

Clyde said...

Sehr ungl├╝cklich!

Darrell said...

If you look at the close up of the actual tea pot, it looks like a white-skinned woman bending over wearing a black thong that got lodged in the butt crack. Really.

Darrell said...

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ScreenSnapz0062.jpg

AllenS said...

Watching the Military channel on DirecTV, I've noticed Hitler giving the Nazi salute. He usually doesn't do it like all the other Nazis, but, well, like he has a limp wrist or something. Does any one know if he owned any Liberace albums?

Clyde said...

To paraphrase Paul Simon, a man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest.

Reminds me of story about the man who went to a psychiatrist and was given an ink blot test. Each time the man is shown one of them, he says that he sees a particular sexual act.

Finally, the psychiatrist says, "Ah, I see what your problem is: You're obsessed with sex!"

To which the man replied, "Whoa, I'm not the one with all the dirty pictures!"

President-Mom-Jeans said...

But can Cedarford purchase one through your Amazon portal?

Thats the important question.

edutcher said...

Anybody who thinks that looks like Al really has had too much gay sex.

Rusty said...

I heard Hitler made a mean cup of tea.

It's all he drank.

Darrell said...

If you look at the close up of the actual tea pot, it looks like a white-skinned woman bending over wearing a black thong that got lodged in the butt crack. Really.

Sir, you have a sick mind.

But, in this case, since you're closer to it than Albion, we'll overlook it.

traditionalguy said...

Penny's is in hot water now.

Chip Ahoy said...

Chip S, Score!

Darrell said...

Did you look at the link, edutcher?

Paul Zrimsek said...

He usually doesn't do it like all the other Nazis, but, well, like he has a limp wrist or something.

He told his underlings he wanted "more camp", and from there on it was one big misunderstanding.

Sam L. said...

I...am....just... devastated! My Penney's stock is now worthless!

edutcher said...

I see your point, but it's a stretch.

Not a bad one, just a stretch.

As always, YMMV.

PS For those Lefties who see him everywhere, this should make them feel vindicated.

Icepick said...

Dumbest story ever.

Or at least since the dumbest story since the last one about the White House claiming it had nothing to do with the IRS.

Icepick said...

Do they have a dog whistle that looks like Al Jolson in black-face?

Icepick said...

JC Penny, Wyoming, Dick Cheney

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Gallactica.

Icepick said...

Well, at least it was only a tea kettle and not a gas oven.

Elle said...

Didn't George Soros just purchase an almost 8% stake in the company?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Meade said...

Michael Graves has been watching too much South Park.


elkh1 said...

That is funny. If you look harder you may see Stalin and Chairman Mao there too. Call it the Kettle of Masses Destruction.

EMD said...

I see Charlie Chaplin.

Old RPM Daddy said...

I would have gone with Oliver Hardy, but I'm not as steeped in the lore as others might be.

Indigo Red said...

Ever notice the Anytime Fitness logo looks like a swastika?

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

Oh, please. If that's meant to look like Hitler, why is he a Kewpie doll?

MarkD said...

I suspect it is a psychological experiment to determine just how open to suggestion some people are.

glenn said...

I dunno, soon as I saw the pic I started looking up the addresses of all the local synagoges.

Drago said...

I couldn't help but notice those Polish steak knives warily eyeing that kettle.

Of course, they were warily eyeing those Russian nesting dolls as well.

Darrell said...

If you combine the Hitler image that is there with the image of the woman bending over in a thong, it looks like Hitler getting a blowjob and raising his right hand.

rhhardin said...

If it doesn't look like the Virgin Mary, I'm not interested.

Baron Zemo said...

Well now I know what I am going to get Cedarford for Christmas.