June 19, 2013

Profiles in Althouse Amazon portal user courage: a tiller, a baker, a picker, and a gamer.

By using the Althouse portal, you can buy things you want and – while paying nothing extra – make a contribution to this blog. We notice. We appreciate it. And unless you blow your own whistle on your own whistle-blowing self, we'll never know it's you.
Mantis 7225-00-02 2-Cycle Gas-Powered Tiller/Cultivator (CARB Compliant)
Breville BOV800XL Smart Oven 1800-Watt Convection Toaster Oven with Element IQ

Black Single-handed Guitar Capo Quick Change by Surf

Xbox LIVE 12 Month Gold Membership [Online Game Code] by Microsoft

12 comments:

bagoh20 said...

The problem with those capos is that they stick out like a hook on the end of the guitar. I can't even tell you how many hot groupies' shirts I've accidentally torn off because of one of those while fighting through throngs of my fans backstage.

Ahh, but nobody gives a shit about my imaginary troubles. They are real to me, and they hurt the same as yours.

Mitchell the Bat said...

How can we be sure that capo isn't some sort of marital aid?

Meade said...

That's right, bags, your imaginary hot buttered capo problems are yours alone. We have bigger fenders to fry. But I suggest you watch where you swing your stratocaster, buster.

Mitch, it IS a marital aid. A sacred marital aid. I can't tell you who purchased it (largely because I don't know) but I'm guessing her name begins with Nancy and ends with Pelosi.

Meade said...

Partial summary report:
June 18, 2013 to June 18, 2013

Amazon Instant Video
Chapter 5 [HD]
The Road to Hell

Baby
Kids Preferred The World of Eric Carle The Very Hungry Caterpillar Toy, Jack in the Box

Beauty
Seki Edge Folding Lash Pin Comb

Books
A Beautiful Bowl of Soup: The Best Vegetarian Recipes
American Betrayal: The Secret Assault on Our Nation's Character
Men on Strike: Why Men Are Boycotting Marriage, Fatherhood, and the American Dream - and Why It Matters
Pilgrim Soul (Douglas Brodie series)
Sketchbook Black cover 8 1/4 x 11"
The End Is Near and It's Going to Be Awesome: How Going Broke Will Leave America Richer, Happier, and More Secure
The Kingdom of Ordinary Time: Poems
The Seven Daughters of Eve: The Science That Reveals Our Genetic Ancestry
The Twins Go to the Hospital (Sweet Valley Kids #20)
What the Living Do: Poems

Camera
Scapa 225 Premium Grade Gaffers Tape: 3 in. x 60 yds. (Black)

Cell Phones & Accessories
Blue Lounge Design ML-BL-SUB Milo Micro-Suction Stand for iPhone, iPod, & Most Smartphones - Mount - Retail Packaging - Black

Computers
Tech Armor Apple New iPad 4, 3 & 2 HD Clear Screen Protector with Lifetime Replacement Warranty [2-Pack] - Retail Packaging
Game Downloads
Xbox LIVE 12 Month Gold Membership [Online Game Code]

Health & Personal Care
Puffs Ultra Soft & Strong Facial Tissues; 6 Family Boxes; 124 Tissues per Box

Home & Garden
Mantis 7225-00-02 2-Cycle Gas-Powered Tiller/Cultivator (CARB Compliant)

Kindle eBooks
Choose Yourself!
Instead of School: Why Our Schools Do Not--And Cannot--Work
Men on Strike: Why Men Are Boycotting Marriage, Fatherhood, and the American Dream - and Why It Matters
Mr. Impossible (Carsington Brothers)
The English Major: A Novel
The Great Degeneration: How Institutions Decay and Economies Die

Kitchen & Housewares
Breville BOV800XL Smart Oven 1800-Watt Convection Toaster Oven with Element IQ
Neo Magnet Clips - Set of 5 - Multi-Colored by Spectrum

Music
Blue Hawaii

Musical Instruments
Black Single-handed Guitar Capo Quick Change
Snark SN-8 Super Tight Tuner With Planet Waves Guitar Picks Sampler Pack

Other
Fintie (Leopard Magenta) Slim Fit Leather Case Cover Auto Sleep/Wake for Kindle Fire HD 8.9" Inch Tablet
Pitt Artist Pens - Wallet Set of All 4 Pen Styles in Black
Pro Art 18-Piece Sketch/Draw Pencil Set

Toys & Games
Darth Vader 3D Pull Pinata
Step2 Tropical Island Resort

Meade said...

To portal users: Thank you.

Tim said...

I feel bad for whoever got the mantis. I used a rented one two weeks ago and the places where the handles vibrated the skin off my thumbs haven't fully healed yet.

damikesc said...

I'm curious who the other gamer here is.

madAsHell said...

I just don't understand how Amazon can make money but they sure know how to spend money!!

Pogo said...

A capo??

I hate those goddamned Nazis.

Pogo said...

Sorry.

That's Kapo.

Captain Ned said...

But is he/she The Pompetous of Love?

Meade said...

You got it, Capt.