July 6, 2013

Tattooed lady at the next table gets acupressure, while I get "ass you" pressure.

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Thanks to Assman for staying there long enough for me to feel justified getting my camera out and taking a shot.

58 comments:

Tom said...

Don't you hate when people butt in to your afternoon coffee?

Inga said...

She has a lovely large canvas for that tatoo.

Inga said...

That guy in the corner looks just like my son in law from the back.

m stone said...

Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?

Ann Althouse said...

"Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?"

This is Alterra on the square, which is perhaps the hottest local café.

Emil Blatz said...

There's no doubt that this is Madison.

pm317 said...

Not much of an ass.

Ann Althouse said...

When you are squeezing between 2 tables, you really shouldn't turn your ass toward the strangers at the next table, but — butt — if you must you should get through as quickly as you can do without being disruptively hasty.

This man had no reason to slip between the 2 tables other than to do whatever it is he's doing to that lady's neck, and he stayed in that position doing his neck manipulations for quite a while. I couldn't believe he was aiming his rather large ass right at my face!

My solace was: I am so blogging this.

madAsHell said...

Nothing says LOSER louder than a fat chick with tattoos.

Ann Althouse said...

"Not much of an ass."

It looked big from a penis-length away, let me tell you.

pm317 said...

My sympathies, Ann. I would cringe even to squeeze by between tables to get to my seat (I am not fat) and for that man to stand there like that in an eatery, no less.. classless people, these Madisonian liberals.

ironrailsironweights said...

Good thing it was a coffee house and not a burrito joint.

Peter

The Crack Emcee said...

"Tattooed lady at the next table gets acupressure,...."

Why do you and Reynolds say this stuff like it's true?

You told me you recognize quackery - act like it.

ironrailsironweights said...

By the way, the barista misspelled your name.

Peter

Rusty said...

Good thing it wasn't the broad. Talk about your total eclipse.

madAsHell said...

I wonder if this guy comments at the Althouse blog??

Michael said...

Two fat shits. Gross tattoo. We are in the end days and I am actually enjoying it, seeing the professoriate take up judgmentalism again. Refresing but too late. Way too late. This is a tide that will mot turn. Had you the nerve to ask the guy to remove his ass from your face you would have received a lesson in modern manners, an eat shit look.

Inga said...

His ass looks suspiciously conservative.

Michael said...

Two fat shits. Gross tattoo. We are in the end days and I am actually enjoying it, seeing the professoriate take up judgmentalism again. Refresing but too late. Way too late. This is a tide that will mot turn. Had you the nerve to ask the guy to remove his ass from your face you would have received a lesson in modern manners, an eat shit look.

dbp said...

What is that yellow thing the lady is sitting on? She hardly looks as if there is a need for additional padding.

Baron Zemo said...

It has to burn when you see someone who likes to touch his lady friend.

Gahrie said...

Althouse:

making passive-agression (and not so passive aggression) hip.

Baron Zemo said...

Oh and by the way you have been showing your ass all week girlie. Just sayn'

somefeller said...

Oh and by the way you have been showing your ass all week girlie. Just sayn'

Unfortunately for you, it isn't big enough to fit in a dress from your boutique.

Phil 3:14 said...

Tattooed Lady

rhhardin said...

Fat opera lady to conductor, "I have no sideways."

Readers' Digest.

Rabel said...

Judging from the nature of the tattoo, the husky lady is a microbiologist's groupie.

In your face, Keith Richards.

paul a'barge said...

She's obese.

Why is an obese woman getting acupressure?

Baron Zemo said...

That's ok somefeller I don't have dresses for people who dress like homeless cat fanciers.

rhhardin said...

Bulldozers on the move video

Click to start tiny movie. I don't know why flickr regular size goes into resource overload, as if everybody had a Cray and a T1 line.

jacksonjay said...


I think that is the iconic fat ass that was lying down on his back in the capital a couple of years ago! Protester!You remember, the guy with the filthy bare feet!

Rabel said...

An Alpha female would have told him to move.

A Beta female would have moved.

Althouse took a picture.

Gahrie said...

for staying there long enough for me to feel justified

Because feelings are all that matter.

deborah said...

http://bloggingheads.tv/videos/2029?in=22:11&out=22:26

President-Mom-Jeans said...

So you didn't even instruct your kept man Meade to tell him to move huh?

What a gamma female.

Not sure what letter value to assign to the Homeless Man's John Kerry.

Omega?

Carol said...

An Alpha female would have told him to move.

Yes, just say, dude move your ass. Sheesh how difficult is that?

edutcher said...

A diplomatic solution might have been to say he'd have a better effect if he was directly behind her.

Inga said...

She has a lovely large canvas for that tatoo.

The long-stemmed rose on the breast was just a blossom and a thorn 20 years ago.

Ann Althouse said...

Are we becoming less discriminating in our choices of cafes?

This is Alterra on the square, which is perhaps the hottest local café.


Sometimes, we must be cool rather than hot.

President-Mom-Jeans said...

The real Kerry gets to go out on his 7 million dollar yacht this weekend.

Meade gets to sit in a café in a lilly white obese "city" with a passive aggressive shrew.

Real Kerry for the win!

Ann Althouse said...

"making passive-agression (and not so passive aggression) hip."

Passive aggression about assive aggression.

Ann Althouse said...

The notion that I'm saying anything positive about acupressure is ludicrous.

Check your distortionometer.

deborah said...

The universe cries out to hear Alpha Althouseman's intervention.

Ann Althouse said...

"By the way, the barista misspelled your name."

Of course. No one can believe anyone would be named something so utterly unfunny.

Ann Althouse said...

I should have given a fake name. I used to always give the fake name "Mabel."

Rabel said...

WWTD?


What Would Titus Do?

Meade said...

It would be fun to see some back and forth between MomJeans and fred4pres or Fred4Prez.

Inga said...

"It would be fun to see some back and forth between MomJeans and fred4pres or Fred4Prez."

7/6/13, 5:06 PM

LOL!

deborah said...

I have assumed mom jeans to be a puppet, but didn't have fred in mind...

virgil xenophon said...

"I used to always give the fake name of 'Mabel.' "

Ann either has been a devotee of Carling "Black Label" beer n the past ("Hey Mabel, Black Label!") or reads the comic strip "Mabel."

President-Mom-Jeans said...

Aww, hurt your feeling there Meade?

Again, no clue why you think I posted under the Fred 4 Prez (or pres for that matter) or why you all of a sudden think its relevant.

Did he make fun of your kept boy status as well? I like him already.

After Inga's well known multitude of posting names, as well as Bitchmo and some others, why are you suddenly concerned about little old me?

Thank you for your verification that my critiques are striking a nerve.

It is quite "elevating."

dbp said...

Also, what the hell is that tattoo?

I see the double helix of DNA, but also what looks like paramecium--maybe she is a biologist who studies protists.

Ron said...

[whistles] Mabel! Black Label! Carling Black Label Beer!

We need Chip Ahoy to put a moon over Madison!

Meade said...

My mistake, MomJeans. You are boring in almost exactly the same manner as was Fred4. But now I realize you have your own singular boring style. Congratulations.

deborah said...

Hey, fred always came across as nice.

President-Mom-Jeans said...

I'm not sure what your problem with Fred is Meade, but I appreciate you at least acknowledging when you are in error.

Perhaps you owe Fred an apology for claiming that he was me? I would guess that my comments are quite a bit more controversial than his, judging from the limited sample I have seen of Fred's posts.

Inga said...

Yes, much much nicer than "it".

Ann Althouse said...

"Of course. No one can believe anyone would be named something so utterly unfunny."

LOL.

I was trying to write"unfancy."

Autocorrect nonsense!

rhhardin said...

Dog view.

The Crack Emcee said...

Ann Althouse,

The notion that I'm saying anything positive about acupressure is ludicrous.

Check your distortionometer.


He's rubbing her fucking neck, you moron.