I feel that left dressers are open minded.Ha ha. Read the whole thing. That's something I found while looking for something to put at the link on "dress right or dress left" in my "hideously asymmetrical" post.
I feel that those whose appendages sway right are often – pardon the pun – rigid and dogmatic.
I feel that left dressers are compassionate. I feel right dressers are penurious.
The blogger — A Desperate Man — is Stephen Metcalfe, who's a playwright, screenwriter and director. His film credits include some movies I've seen, like "Arachnophobia" and "Pretty Woman."