August 28, 2013

"My mobile phone rang and when I asked who it was, he responded, 'The Pope.'"

"I just froze."

15 comments:

MadisonMan said...

The Pope Who?

That's what I would have said.

This Pope seems savvy to me.

chrisnavin.com said...

Amateur-hour. I have my assistant call a few minutes beforehand and ask if said person is 'ready to receive a call from The Pope.'

They sit there a little dumbfounded, not sure if 'this' is really happening. One little old lady from Pasadena is known to have passed out before she received me.

That's what I call myself, anyways, "The Pope"

Scott M said...

The real pope or the Family Guy pope?

David said...

“The Pope listened to what I said with much attention,” she said. “He told me that I was not alone and that I must have faith in the justice system.”

Better not try that approach in the United States, Mr. Pope Sir. A lot of people are not going to like it.

Interesting that the Pope did not say to trust in God or that everything happens for a reason. An interesting Pope, you are Mr. Pope Sir.

bpm4532 said...

this one may be a good one.

Rumpletweezer said...

What if I'm on the Do-Not-Call list?

traditionalguy said...

The closer Obama's secret war Muslim alliances with the terrorists get to doing harm to Israel, the more it turns out to open up opportunities for the IDF to destroy Iran.

FleetUSA said...

A hands on Pope.

Inga said...

This Pope is distinguishing himself, the people's Pope.

cassandra lite said...

I wonder if he called Sandra Fluke, too.

Belial said...

The people's Pope'll pop a peep from Peter, a preaching Pope repeats the people's pleas.

elkh1 said...

A Christian rape victim gets a call from the pope, a Muslim rape victim gets death by stoning.

Almost Ali said...

This (pope) is starting to sound like theater. As in stage tricks.

Mark Trade said...

He said that she "must have faith in the justice system."

You'd think he'd be arguing for the higher law, but I guess even he knows it's BS.

MrCharlie2 said...

When the Pope calls, what shows up on caller id?