October 17, 2013

"'Sparrow Face' Is The New Duck Face."

Please work on the new facial expression. It's from Japan. It's newer and subtler, but be prepared for cranks to say it's still duck face. No, it is not Duck Face. It's Sparrow Face.
To achieve the coveted “sparrow” look, open your eyes wide and part your mouth slightly, “like you’re a baby bird waiting” for a tasty worm.

9 comments:

rhhardin said...

Real sparrow face.

Ron said...

Isn't there the dreaded "Badger Puss" in Madison? I heard that somewhere...

madAsHell said...

Snooki couldn't be reached for comment.

Alexander said...

So girls are trying to attract male attention by showing themselves ready for the 'tasty worm'.

Man, *that's* new.

Curious George said...

I got your tasty worm right here.

betamax3000 said...

My Premise that One Day We Will All Eventually Be Japanese Schoolgirls in Knee-Socks is Further Proven.

betamax3000 said...

Sparrow Face Japanese Schoolgirls in Knee-Socks Vs. Miley Cyrus: with Sparrow Face the Tongue Stays in the Mouth.

EDH said...

I prefer the Farrow Face: where your look takes on an odd, indiscernible combination of features from Woody Allen and Frank Sinatra.

Lem said...

Antiviral (2012)

... diseases caught by celebrities are put on the market for injection by their obsessed fans.